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Kourtney and Kim Take New York, oily enemas, fart attacks and Kim tossing, some thoughts

By April MacIntyre Nov 28, 2011, 5:13 GMT

11/23/2011 - Kim Kardashian - © Andrew Evans / PR Photos

Kardashian TV is the equivalent of catching a passing car driver picking their nose, oblivious at the gross-out fest they are providing us.

Oily enema leakage, farting on people, men shaving other men's armpits, and a bizarre parasitic relationship between Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian that is as bewildering as the reason why Kim Kardashian married the jolly Green Giant of Minnesota are the premiere episode highlights of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York.”

When Kris isn't man-handling tiny Kim and tossing her about, he is dumping his crap everywhere causing the Calabasas retailer mental anguish at his passive-agressive slovenly "F You" to any attempt to fit in and make their contrived "normal day-to-day" work for the E! paycheck.

So two-thirds of the Kardashian trio are booked at the Gansevoort hotel, Kim and Kris, Kourtney and Scott plus a loud baby Mason.

Kourtney’s holistic lifestyle introduces a ridiculous Ayurvedic oil enema treatment at a spa, and Kourtney leaks oil on the bed. This is followed by naked yoga which rightly sends Kris into "Talk to you later" (The Tubes, great song) so he can train for basketball training in his home turf of Minnesota.

Kim is high-maintenance and needs lots of space. Kris takes up lots of space and is Midwestern in his lack of respect for West coast style fame-whoring. This nonsense was doomed from the start.

Kourtney and Kim need to live together and date men in the back seats of limos or hotels, it's their only hope.