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Robin Williams full interview on Leno (VIDEO)

By April MacIntyre Nov 17, 2011, 6:49 GMT

11/13/2011 - Elijah Wood and Robin Williams - "Happy Feet Two" Los Angeles Premiere - Arrivals - Grauman\'s Chinese Theater - Hollywood, CA, USA © Koi Sojer / PR Photos

Tonight Robin Williams tells Jay about being a newlywed what it was like turning 60 and how he responded to a friends’ e-mail that got hacked. 

Later, Williams talks about his new movie, “Happy Feet 2.”

Drew Hastings, comedian and current newly electedf Mayor of Hillsboro, Ohio, talks about how he transitioned from comedy to politics and moving from Los Angeles to a farm.  Vince Gill performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2011

THE BIG POLITICAL STORY THIS WEEK WAS HERMAN CAIN TRYING TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT LIBYA.  DID YOU SEE THAT INTERVIEW?  IT WAS HARD TO WATCH, HE STRUGGLED AND HE STAMMERED AND KIND OF EMBARRASSED HIMSELF.  SOME SAY IT PROVES THAT HE IS NOT QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT.  BUT THE GOOD NEWS, RAMBLING AND EMBARRASSING HIMSELF DOES QUALIFY HIM TO BE VICE PRESIDENT.  SO THAT’S A STEP…

BUT TO BE FAIR, THIS IS NOT HIS AREA, HE’S A BUSINESSMAN.  CAIN’S ONLY REAL FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE WAS WHEN, AS PRESIDENT OF THE NATIONAL RESTAURANT ASSOCIATION, HE HAD TO DEAL WITH THE MANAGER FROM THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES.

A NEW STUDY FOUND 47% OF MEMBERS OF CONGRESS ARE MILLIONAIRES.  THE MEDIUM NET WORTH OF CONGRESS IS $890,000. MEDIUM MEANS HALF ARE WORTH MORE AND HALF ARE WORTH LESS. HOW MANY THINK THEY’RE ALL WORTHLESS?

A COMPANY NOW HAS JUST COME OUT WITH A BACON-FLAVORED PERSONAL LUBRICANT CALLED "BACONLUBE." HOW FAT ARE WE GETTING IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN WE'RE NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE UNLESS THEY SMELL LIKE A BLT?

DID YOU HEAR THEIR SLOGAN?  “YOU CAN’T SPELL ‘BOINK’ WITHOUT OINK.”  THAT’S BAD.  THAT SEEMS SO WRONG.

HERE’S A STORY WE TALKED ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT; A PROFESSOR OF HUMAN SEXUALITY AT WESTERN NEVADA UNIVERSITY IS BEING ACCUSED OF ASSIGNING MASTURBATION TO HIS STUDENTS AS HOMEWORK.  IN HIS DEFENSE, AS OPPOSED TO ALGEBRA, AT LEAST THIS IS A SKILL YOU’LL USE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

MASTURBATION AS PART OF A COLLEGE COURSE.  NOW RICKEY, YOU WERE UNDER A FULL SCHOLARSHIP, AS I REMEMBER.

THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER CLAIMS THAT KRIS HUMPHRIES HAS A VIDEO PROVING THAT KIM'S BUTT IS FAKE. HE SAYS HER BUTT IS FAKE AND SHE SAYS IT IS NOT.  SHE SAYS IT IS REAL.  NOW WOULD THAT BE CONSIDERED A REBUTTAL?

PAMELA ANDERSON HAS BEEN CAST TO PLAY THE VIRGIN MARY IN AN UPCOMING CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. THAT SHOWS YOU HOW PATHETIC THINGS ARE IN HOLLYWOOD, WHEN PAMELA ANDERSON IS THE CLOSEST THING WE HAVE TO A VIRGIN.  THAT’S LIKE CASTING RICK PERRY, HERMAN CAIN, AND MICHELE BACHMANN AS "THE THREE WISE MEN.