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Taylor Lautner's no girlfriend admission on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Nov 3, 2011, 4:54 GMT

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Awkward! Martha Stewart puts Taylor Lautner on the spot in an interview.

“Twilight: Breaking Dawn” star Taylor Lautner takes a seat on the “Tonight Show” couch and talks about being a huge thrill seeker.

Helium-voiced Lautner also tells Jay about the high intense diet that he had to endure during production and his VIP treatment at a New Orleans Saints game.

Later, Martha Stewart puts Taylor Lautner on the spot and asks him if he has a girlfriend. (Surprise: No)

Daughtry performs.

 




JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2011

CALIFORNIA PASS A NEW LAW TODAY; THERE IS NOW A FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD BEFORE KIM KARDASHIAN CAN GET MARRIED AGAIN.

THE BAD NEWS IS THAT KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER HUSBAND KRIS HUMPHRIES ARE DIVORCING AFTER JUST 72 DAYS OF MARRIAGE.  SAD.  BUT THE GOOD NEWS; KIM SAYS THIS IS THE DIVORCE THAT SHE HAS DREAMED ABOUT SINCE SHE WAS 10.  THE GREATEST DIVORCE EVER.

SEVENTY-TWO DAYS!  WHEN DID THEY START HAVING PROBLEMS?  YOU KNOW WHAT MOST CELEBRITIES CALL IT WHEN YOU’RE OFF THE MARKET FOR 72 DAYS, THEN BACK ON AGAIN…  REHAB.

HERE’S THE AWKWARD PART…THEIR WEDDING PICTURES AREN’T EVEN BACK UNTIL TOMORROW.

IT LOOKS LIKE KRIS HUMPHRIES WILL NOT GET A PENNY OUT OF THIS DIVORCE BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT KIM HAD A PRENUP.  A PRENUP? THEY HARDLY HAD A NUP

THE RUMORS ARE THAT KIM KARDASHIAN IS FURIOUS ABOUT THE MEDIA COVERAGE SUGGESTING THAT THE WEDDING WAS A SHAM.  SHE SAID SHE REALLY WANTED IT TO WORK AND THAT SHE REALLY LOVED “WHAT’S HIS NAME”…THE TALL GUY.

THE FAMILY IS STARTING TO SPEAK OUT; KIM’S STEPFATHER BRUCE JENNER HAS COMMENTED ON THE DIVORCE.  HE SAID THE KEY TO THESE THINGS IS TO PUT ON A BRAVE FACE…AND HE’S ASKED HIS DOCTOR TO GIVE HIM ONE.

HERE’S SOME GOOD NEWS; PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS COMPLETED HIS ANNUAL PHYSICAL AND HE’S IN TIP TOP SHAPE.  SO THAT’S GREAT NEWS.  IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HIS INSURANCE COMPANY IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT.  HE LIST THE BAD ECONOMY AS A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION.

CONGRATULATIONS TO JOE BIDEN WHO'S DAUGHTER JUST GOT ENGAGED TO AN EAR NOSE AND THROAT DOCTOR.  SHE MET THE DOCTOR THROUGH HER FATHER.  THEY MET AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE WHILE HE WAS TRYING TO GET THE VICE PRESIDENT’S FOOT OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

RICK PERRY HAS RELEASED HIS FIRST TV AD IN NEW HAMPSHIRE CLAIMING HE'S NOT A "TALKER HE'S A DOER".  AND HERMAN CAIN RELEASED HIS NEW AD.  HE SAID, “HE DIDN’T DO’ER, HE’S JUST A TALKER.”  I DON’T KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO.

YOU KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN; IT’S LIKE LAYS POTATO CHIPS, YOU CAN’T HAVE JUST ONE…  A THIRD WOMAN HAS COME FORWARD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HERMAN CAINE SEXUAL BEHAVIOR.  THIS IS THE THIRD ONE NOW.  HE SAYS HE WAS JUST A HAND ON CEO.  SO I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.