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Heidi Klum interview on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Sep 2, 2011, 2:03 GMT

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Americans are so uptight about half naked women! So says Heidi Klum, who talks about getting in trouble for going topless and Kevin Smith tells Jay why he became a stoner at age 38.

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JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2011

FORMER VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY IS OUT PROMOTING HIS NEW BOOK.  HE IS GOING TO BE HERE TOMORROW.  THE BOOK IS AN INSIDE LOOK ON WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE PRESIDENT.  UH…VICE PRESIDENT.

GEORGE BUSH SAYS HE HASN'T READ DICK CHENEY'S BOOK YET. HE SAID NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT HE STILL HASN'T MADE IT THROUGH BARNEY THE WHITE HOUSE DOG'S BOOK.  REMEMBER THAT BOOK?  THAT WAS A GOOD THIRTY PAGES.

THE LATEST REPORT…THIS CAME OUT TODAY.  THE LATEST REPORT IS THAT MOAMMAR KADAFI HAS BEEN TRAVELING AROUND TRIPOLI DISGUISED AS A WOMAN.  TODAY REBELS MISTAKENLY PICKED UP BRUCE JENNER.  IT WAS TERRIBLE.

AMERICAN AIRLINES ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK A NEW "PREMIUM-CLASS TREATMENT" FOR PASSENGERS IN FIRST CLASS, WHICH INCLUDES PAJAMAS, SLIPPERS, AND QUILTED BLANKETS TO HELP THEM SLEEP.  THAT’S IN FIRST CLASS.  TO HELP YOU SLEEP IN COACH THEY PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER YOUR HEAD UNTIL YOU PASS OUT.

A MANHATTAN MAN IS SUING THE HUSTLER STRIP CLUB IN NEW YORK CITY…GUYS, THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T GO TO STRIP CLUBS…HE GOT DRUNK AT THE STRIP CLUB, AFTER HE WOKE UP THEY HIT HIM WITH A $28,000 BAR TAB.  THEY CHARGED HIM $28,000 FOR ALCOHOL! ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HE’S THANKFUL HE DIDN'T GET DRUNK AND GO INTO STARBUCKS.  HOW MUCH WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN?  IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE…

A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER IN MIAMI HAS BEEN FIRED BECAUSE HE USED TO BE A PORN STAR.  HE SAYS HE’S NOT SURE WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO NOW – MAYBE A POOL BOY, A PIZZA DELIVER GUY, A FIREMAN, COP...  HE HAS MANY OPTIONS.

THIS IS KIND OF BIZARRE; UP IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, ANOTHER SEVERED FOOT HAS JUST WASHED ASHORE THERE.  THIS IS THE 11TH SEVERED FOOT TO WASH ASHORE IN THAT CITY IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS.   ISN’T THAT WEIRD?  IT TURNS OUT IT’S JUST A PROMOTION FOR THE REMAKE OF "FOOTLOOSE."

THIS IS INTERESTING.  I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED THIS.  ACCORDING TO THE HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL, UTAH HAS MORE INTERNET PORN SUBSCRIPTIONS PER CAPITA THAN ANY OTHER STATE.  WHOLESOME UTAH HAS MORE…  ISN’T THAT UNBELIEVABLE?  IN FACT, THE MOST POPULAR PORN SITE IN UTAH: "BRING 'EM YOUNG.COM".  THAT IS THE MOST POPULAR.

BELIEVE ME, LOOKING AT PORN IN UTAH IS TOUGH; BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT MORE WIVES TO HIDE IT FROM.