Posted by April MacIntyre Jul 21, 2011, 3:13 GMT
On Leno tonight, Daniel Craig talks about his recent wedding and NCAA Wrestling Champion and this year's Jimmy V Perseverance award recipient Anthony Robles, who was born without his right leg, talks about over coming all odds. JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS Tuesday, July 20, 2011 RUPERT MURDOCH IS 80, HIS WIFE IS 42. 80 AND 42, THAT’S LIKE HALFTIME AT A CLEVELAND CAVALIERS GAME, ISN’T IT? PLEASE.
Daniel Craig - New York City, NY, USA © Janet Mayer / PR Photos
DID YOU SEE THE NEWS? RUPERT MURDOCH SAID YESTERDAY AT THE HOUSE OF COMMONS THAT HE WAS SHOCKED, APPALLED, AND ASHAMED. SO APPARENTLY HE WATCHES FOX NEWS, TOO.
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S 50TH BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP IN A COUPLE WEEKS. IF YOU'RE THINKING OF GETTING HIM SOMETHING, HE COULD USE $14 TRILLIAN. HERE IS YOUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AT WORK—THE FAA HAS ORDERED A HELICOPTER PILOT WHO RUNS HIS OWN ONE-PILOT CHARTER COMPANY…IT’S HIS COMPANY, HE’S THE ONLY PILOT…THEY’VE ORDERED HIM TO GIVE HIMSELF RANDOM SURPRISE DRUG TESTS. HE HAS TO SURPRISE HIMSELF WITH A DRUG TEST. THEY ONLY WAY YOU CAN DO THAT IS IF YOU ARE ON DRUGS.
A HARVARD UNIVERSITY ETHICS STUDENT HAS BEEN CAUGHT HACKING INTO MIT'S COMPUTER NETWORK…HE IS AN ETHICS STUDENT. IN FACT, WHEN HE HEARD THAT RUPERT MURDOCH SAID, “I’LL HIRE THAT KID ON THE SPOT. THAT’S WHO WE WANT IN OUR COMPANY.”
THE CANADIAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION JOURNAL SAYS OF ALL HEART ATTACK VICTIMS, MARRIED MEN GET TO THE HOSPITAL THE FASTEST. I GUESS THE THINKING IS THEIR WIVES ARE LOOKING OUT FOR THEM. THE SLOWEST GROUP TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL? REALLY RICH MARRIED MEN. THEIR WIVES NOT SO MUCH INCENTIVE REALLY.
DANIEL CRAIG IS HERE FOR THE MOVIE "COWBOYS & ALIENS." WHICH IS USUALLY WHAT YOU FIND ON MOST FARMS HERE IN CALIFORNIA. COWBOYS AND ALIENS.
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