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Jada Pinkett Smith, Elle Fanning interviews on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Jun 9, 2011, 4:17 GMT

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Tonight on Leno, Jada Pinkett Smith talks about being too short for her husband Will Smith and Elle Fanning tries out some 70's slang on Jay and Lenka performs.
  
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8, 2011

IT’S BEAUTIFUL HERE IN CALIFORNIA; BACK EAST THE HEAT –  THE HEAT…LEBRON JAMES REALLY CHOKED LAST NIGHT, DIDN’T HE?

IN WHAT IS BEING CALLED ONE OF THE WORST PLAYOFF PERFORMANCES BY A SUPERSTAR OF ALL TIME LEBRON JAMES ONLY HAD EIGHT POINTS LAST NIGHT AS THE HEAT LOST TO THE MAVERICKS 86-83.  I WANT TO STRESS THAT I DON’T HAVE A JOKE HERE; I JUST WANT TO MAKE EVERYONE IN CLEVELAND FEEL HAPPY.  THAT’S JUST FOR THE FOLKS IN CLEVELAND…

YESTERDAY PRESIDENT OBAMA WELCOMED GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL TO THE WHITE HOUSE. ONE EMBARRASSING MOMENT WHEN MERKEL GOT A PHONE CALL FROM A CERTAIN NEW YORK CONGRESSMAN ASKING IF SHE'D LIKE TO SEE HIS WIENERSCHNITZEL . . .

THIS IS NOT GOOD FOLKS; CONGRESSMAN WEINER HAS ADMITTED THAT HE DID CARRY ON EXPLICIT ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS WITH SIX DIFFERENT WOMEN.  WELL, HE THOUGHT THEY WERE WOMEN.  TURNS OUT THREE WERE WOMAN, ONE WAS A GUY PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN, AND THE OTHER TWO WERE CONGRESSMEN.  HE HAD NO IDEA…

YOU SAY TO YOURSELF…PEOPLE WONDER WHY HE ENGAGE IN SUCH RECKLESS BEHAVIOR.  IF YOU WANTED PEOPLE TO CHECK OUT YOUR CROTCH, GO TO THE AIRPORT AND GO THROUGH SECURITY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?

OF COURSE, WEINER IS NOW DESPERATELY TRYING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER WITH HIS WIFE. YOU CAN TELL HE'S SORRY. LIKE TODAY HE SENT HER A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS WITH A LITTLE SAD FACE ON IT.

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S TOP ECONOMIC ADVISER, A MAN NAMED AUSTAN GOOLSBEE, IS STEPPING DOWN:  HE WILL BE REPLACED BY SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE EFFECTIVE, THE MAGIC 8-BALL.  

PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID TODAY HE'S NOT CONCERNED ABOUT A DOUBLE DIP RECESSION; HE'S MORE CONCERNED THE RECOVERY WE'RE IN IS NOT CREATING ENOUGH JOBS. IN FACT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CALL A RECOVERY THAT ISN'T CREATING ENOUGH JOBS? A RECESSION.  THAT’S WHAT IT’S CALLED.

DELTA AIRLINES HAS A NEW SLOGAN, "COME FLY THE GREEDY SKIES."

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE; DELTA AIRLINES IS IN TROUBLE NOW AFTER THEY CHARGED OUR U.S. SOLDIERS COMING BACK FROM AFGHANISTAN $2,800 BECAUSE THEY HAD EXTRA BAGGAGE.  DON’T KILL THE MESSENGER…   IF THE TSA ISN’T GRABBING YOUR ASS, DELTA’S GRABBING YOUR WALLET.  IT’S UNBELIEVABLE…

TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE FOR OUR RETURNING SOLDIERS, THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE WAS “BURLESQUE”, AND SINCE MANY OF THESE GUYS WERE PARATROOPERS, THEY JUST BAILED.

FIFTY-THREE YEAR OLD STAR OF "30 ROCK" ALEC BALDWIN IS REPORTEDLY DATING A BEAUTIFUL 28-YEAR OLD YOGA INSTRUCTOR. IS THERE ANYTHING THE "CAPITAL ONE VENTURE CARD" CAN'T BUY?  IT’S AMAZING…

THE BEAUTIFUL STAR OF THE TV SHOW “MAD MEN” JANUARY JONES IS PREGNANT BUT SHE WILL NOT REVEL WHO THE FATHER IS. SHE IS NOT TALKING.  TO WHICH JOHN EDWARDS SAID, "WHY CAN'T I MEET WOMEN LIKE THIS?”

HERE’S SOME MORE STUFF THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT BIG STARS; ACCORDING TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER, STEVEN TYLER SUFFERS FROM A PAINFUL MEDICAL CONDITION THAT HAS DISFIGURED HIS TOES.  AS A RESULT, HE IS NOW FORCED TO WEAR MEN'S SHOES.