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Paris Hilton interview on Leno (VIDEO)

By April MacIntyre May 28, 2011, 2:35 GMT

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Tabloid road kill Paris Hilton is Jay Leno's guest tonight, as she rides in on a motorcycle, talks about reading her boyfriend's text messages and explains her Lindsay Lohan joke (Lindsay's not laughting btw).

Dhani Jones talks NFL lock-out and teaches Jay how to wear a bow tie.  INXS with Pat Monahan perform.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS FRIDAY, MAY 27, 2011

WELL, IN BIG LEGAL NEWS; THE SUPREME COURT HAS UPHELD ARIZONA'S LAW THAT PENALIZES BUSINESSES FOR HIRING WORKERS WHO ARE IN THE COUNTRY ILLEGALLY. IN A RELATED STORY, IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA A HEAD OF LETTUCE NOW COSTS A HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN DOLLARS.

THIS SUNDAY SARAH PALIN STARTS A NATIONWIDE BUS TOUR. WHICH I THINK IS A REALLY GOOD WAY FOR HER TO LEARN THE NAMES OF ALL THE STATES.

IT LOOKS LIKE SARAH PALIN MIGHT BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?  DOESN’T THAT MAKE YOU NOSTALGIC FOR LAST WEEK WHEN WE ONLY THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS GOING TO END.  SEEMED LIKE A SIMPLER, HAPPIER TIME?

HERE’S A VERY ODD MEDICAL CASE.  I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS.  BUT I HEARD IT FROM THREE DIFFERENT SOURCES SO I GUESS IT’S TRUE.  THIS 55 YEAR OLD WOMAN IS ALLERGIC TO ELECTRICITY.  SHE HAS A BAD REACTION WHENEVER THERE IS ELECTRICITY IN THE AIR. TO KEEP HER SAFE THEY ARE MAKING HER STAY AT A TIM PAWLENTY CAMPAIGN RALLY.

ACCORDING TO A SURVEY OF AMERICAN WOMEN, 1 OUT OF EVERY 2 WOMEN LIKE THE 5 'CLOCK SHADOW LOOK.  THEY THINK IT’S SEXY.  DON’T CONFUSE THAT WITH EUROPEAN COUNTRIES WHERE 1 OUT OF 2 WOMEN HAVE THE 5 O’CLOCK SHADOW.  THAT’S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT…

RESEARCHERS IN SCOTLAND SAY THAT MEN WHO CONSUMED A MODERATE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL FIND THE OPPOSITE SEX TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT MORE ATTRACTIVE.  KIND OF MAKES YOU WONDER, HOW MUCH WAS ARNOLD DRINKING?

YOU KNOW WHAT ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CALLS A QUICKIE? MINUTE MAID.

ACCORDING TO A RECENT SURVEY THE AGE CUTOFF FOR WEARING MINISKIRTS IS 35 YEARS OLD, FOR KNEE HIGH BOOTS…47 YEARS OLD, FOR A SEE THROUGH BLOUSES…40 YEARS OLD.  NOW COMES THE HARD PART; TELLING STEVEN TYLER.  SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO TELL STEVEN TYLER.

KIM KARDASHIAN IS ON VACATION IN MONACO WITH HER FIANCÉE, NBA STAR KRIS HUMPHRIES. THAT'S THE ADVANTAGE OF PLAYING FOR THE NEW JERSEY NETS—YOU'RE ALWAYS FREE TO TRAVEL IN JUNE DURING THE PLAYOFFS

DID YOU SEE THE RING?  TWO MILLION DOLLAR RING, 25 ½ CARATS.  THAT IS A BIG ASS ROCK.  DID YOU SEE IT.

IN FACT, HER STEP DAD, BRUCE JENNER WAS SO SHOCKED ABOUT THE ENGAGEMENT HE ALMOST HAD A FACIAL EXPRESSION.