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Joan Rivers Torpedos Charlie Sheen Tour

By April MacIntyre Apr 20, 2011, 15:45 GMT

04/07/2011 - Joan Rivers - Svedka Vodka\'s "The Future of Reality TV" - Arrivals - Lexington Social House - Hollywood, CA, USA © Tommaso Boddi / PR Photos

Joan Rivers is livid that Charlie Sheen's Torpedo of Truth Tour is selling out venues she cannot.

Rivers spoke to the Hollywood Reporter and shared her frustrations. "I'm so jealous. He's filling stadiums that I can't fill. Without an act! Do you understand? I have an act and I can't fill Radio City for a week. Charlie Sheen has NO act – he has two bimbo sluts. He's unhappy and he's a warlock and filling Radio City? I'm very upset."

Rivers was philosophical about the inequities of Sheen's success, despite his lack of material. "The lesson to be learned is I should have been into drugs and whoring around when I was younger."

Sheen, in the meantime, is taking his family court squabbles to the stage, as his twin son custody battle heats up.

Sheen was denied full custody by a Los Angeles judge for his 2-year-old twin sons, Bob and Max, after Brooke Mueller allegedly was revealed to be on drugs again.

Brilliant roaster and comic Jeffrey Ross has joined Sheen's tour this past weekend.

A Washington Post reporter live tweeted the DC event, and he noted that the audience was "drunkish, sparse."

"'Geez, everybody hates everything,' Sheen says according to the Post reporter.

The Post reported that reality TV stars Michaele and Tareq Salahi formerly of The Real Housewives of D.C. attended the show.