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John Travolta, Leslie Mann interviews on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Apr 16, 2011, 4:55 GMT

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Tonight on Leno, John Travolta talks about his role in the upcoming Gotti film and gushes over his four month old baby boy.

Leslie Mann discusses her spontaneous plans for the Royal Wedding and talks about her husband's (Judd Apatow) toilet tweets.

Eliza Doolittle performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS  FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 2011

ACCORDING TO "CNN.COM", THERE’S A NEW I-PHONE APP THAT WILL DO YOUR TAXES FOR YOU.  IS THAT A GOOD IDEA, DO MY TAXES?  AT THIS POINT I DON’T TRUST MY IPHONE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.

TODAY FEDERAL AGENTS UNCOVERED YET ANOTHER SLEEPER CELL.  NOT TERRORISTS … AIR-TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS.

IT HAPPENED AGAIN, AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER IN RENO, NEVADA, ALLEGEDLY FELL ASLEEP WHILE A MEDICAL FLIGHT CARRYING AN ILL PASSENGER WAS TRYING TO LAND. IRONICALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT THE PATIENT WAS SUFFERING FROM?  INSOMNIA.  WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

DO YOU KNOW WHO WOULD MAKE A GREAT AIR-TRAFFIC CONTROLLER?  CHARLIE SHEEN.  HE'S NOT WORKING, HE’S UP ALL NIGHT ANYWAY, HE KNOWS ALL THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS BY NAME…. "HEATHER?  DUH! LANDING!"

THE NEW YORK TIMES IS REPORTING THAT THE RELATIONSHIP NOW BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND PAKISTAN IS STRAINED.  GEE, I’M SHOCKED.  IN FACT THINGS ARE SO BAD, PAKISTAN SAYS THEY ARE SLOWING DOWN THEIR HUNT FOR BIN LADEN. SLOWING IT DOWN?  WHAT IS IT, TEN YEARS NOW?  PLEASE.  COULD YOU GO ANY SLOWER?  WHAT IS THAT?

ACCORDING TO THE NEW ISSUE OF TIME MAGAZINE, TIME SUGGESTS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HELL.  FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS FOR MOAMMAR KADAFI.

IT'S REPORTED THAT THE FINAL RESTING PLACE FOR LOST LUGGAGE IS A WAREHOUSE IN ALABAMA, A HUGE WAREHOUSE CALLED “THE UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE CENTER.”  WHAT THE AIRLINES DO IS THEY SELL ALL THE BAGS…HERE’S HOW IT WORKS - THE AIRLINES CHARGE

YOU FOR YOUR BAGS, THEN THEY LOSE YOUR BAGS, THEN THEY SELL YOUR BAGS, THEN PEOPLE GET BACK ON THE PLAN WITH THOSE BAGS,  AND THEY LOSE THEM AGAIN…. IT’S A VICIOUS CYCLE.  IT JUST GOES ON AND ON AND ON.  IT’S JUST ONE BAG THEY KEEP SELLING…

MARKS AND SPENCER IS NOW THE FIRST MAJOR DEPARTMENT STORE CHAIN TO SELL, WHAT THEY CALL, BUTT LIFT UNDERWEAR AND FRONTAL ENHANCEMENT PANTS FOR MEN.  THE PANTS MAKE YOU LOOK FIRMER IN BACK AND BULGE MORE IN THE FRONT.  I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING; NO, I AM NOT WEARING THEM.