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Kendra Wilkinson and Tyler Perry interview on Leno, (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Apr 15, 2011, 2:19 GMT

03/26/2011 - Kendra Wilkinson - Kendra Wilkinson Hosts Poolside Bash to Celebrate the Start of the Season at Wet Republic in Las Vegas on March 26, 2011 - Wet Republic at MGM Grand Hotel and Casino - Las Vegas, NV, USA © PRN / PR Photos

Tonight on Leno, Kendra Wilkinson talks about how the NFL Guide suggests that players should deal with the lockout, the email she received from Hugh Hefner about his upcoming nuptials, and after revealing that she wanted to join "The Tonight Show" softball team Jay presented her with a jersey.

Tyler Perry talks about breaking up a fight in the theater as Madea.  Bright Eyes performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS  THURSDAY, APRIL 14, 2011

WELL FOLKS, IT HAPPENED AGAIN; AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER, THIS TIME, IN RENO NEVADA WAS SUSPENDED FOR FALLING ASLEEP ON THE JOB WHILE A PLANE WAS TRYING TO LAND.  HE WASN’T JUST NAPPING, HE WAS SOUND ASLEEP FOR HOURS.  BUT HE HAD A GOOD EXCUSE; APPARENTLY HE WAS WATCHING PRESIDENT OBAMA’S DEFICIT SPEECH AND GOT ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH… ZZZZZZ

ACTUALLY, THIS HAS HAPPENED SOMETHING LIKE SIX TIMES IN THE PAST YEAR, GUYS FALLING ASLEEP IN THE TOWER.  THE FAA OFFICIAL IN CHARGE OF OPERATING THE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM HAS RESIGNED. HE SAID HE'S TIRED OF LOSING SLEEP OVER THIS.  HE’S SICK OF IT!  BACK TO BED

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH AIR TRAVEL?  YOU HAVE THE TSA GROPING YOU, THE PILOTS ARE DRINKING, THE AIR-TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS SLEEPING.  WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE MOST RELIABLE AIRPORT WORKERS WOULD BE THE BAGGAGE HANDLERS?  YOU NEVER HEAR ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THEM.

VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN IS STILL TAKING HEAT FOR FALLING ASLEEP DURING PRESIDENT OBAMA’S SPEECH YESTERDAY.  IMAGINE THAT, JOE BIDEN SLEEPING DURING SOMEONE ELSE’S SPEECH.  TALK ABOUT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BORING.

PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID IN HIS SPEECH YESTERDAY THAT WE MUST RAISE THE $14.3 TRILLION DEBT CEILING. SINCE 1962 IT'S BEEN RAISED 74 TIMES AND 10 TIMES IN THE LAST 10 YEARS ALONE. I HAVE A SOLUTION—LETS PUT IN A STRONGER CEILING. HOW ABOUT THAT   UNBREAKABLE GLASS CEILING IN THE WORKPLACE THAT WOMEN HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BREAK FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS.  PUT THAT ONE IN.  NOBODY SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THAT ONE.  SO MUCH FOR COMMENTARY.

IT WAS ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK THAT BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA WILL APPEAR ON THE “OPRAH WINFREY” SHOW AT THE END THIS MONTH OR NEXT MONTH…I’M NOT SURE.  NOT TO BE OUTDONE, DONALD TRUMP'S HAIR WILL MAKE A SPECIAL APPEARANCE ON THE ANIMAL PLANET.

FRANCE IS NOW TELLING NATO AND THE UNITED STATES TO PICK UP THE BOMBING IN LIBYA.   THEY SAY WE'RE NOT BOMBING ENOUGH.  HOW EMBARRASSING IS THAT, TO HAVE THE FRENCH TELL YOU TO FIGHT HARDER?  THAT'S LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN TELLING YOU TO SOBER UP, ISN’T IT?

SPEAKING OF THAT; CHARLIE SHEEN NOW SAYING HE WANTS HIS OLD JOB BACK ON “TWO AND A HALF MEN.”  HE WANTS IT BACK.  WELL, THANK GOD HE DIDN'T BURN ANY BRIDGES.    HE WAS SMART TO KEEP QUIET AND KEEP IT ALL TO HIMSELF UNTIL IT BLEW OVER.

SEVERAL HOTEL CHAINS ARE NOW EXPERIMENTING WITH SEWING TINY TRACKING DEVICES INTO THEIR BED SHEETS TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING STOLEN.  YOU KNOW HOTELS ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR SHEETS THAT KEEP THEM FROM BEING STOLEN?  THEY'RE CALLED "BED BUGS".

AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE IN MEXICO IS EXPECTED TO DIE OUT SOON BECAUSE ONLY TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH UNDERSTAND IT, AND THEY DON’T SPEAKING TO EACH OTHER.  THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A FEUD.  WHEN ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON ON EARTH CAN UNDERSTAND YOU, AND YOU WON'T TALK TO HIM.  THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A GRUDGE.

ACCORDING TO AN ARTICLE IN "THE GUARDIAN", 17% OF WOMEN ARE ADDICTED TO ONLINE PORNOGRAPHY. AND 100% OF MEN HAVE NEVER ONCE MET ANY OF THESE WOMEN.  WHERE AR THESE WOMEN?

HOW BIZARRE IS THIS?  THE COUNTRY OF ICELAND HAS OPENED THE WORLD’S FIRST PENIS MUSEUM.  THAT’S WHEN YOU KNOW THERE’S NOTHING TO DO IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHEN YOU HAVE A PENIS MUSEUM.

FROM ALL DIFFERENT MAMMALS.  THIS WAS IN THE PAPER TODAY.  THEY ARE GETTING THEIR VERY FIRST HUMAN PENIS AND IT WAS DONATED TO THE MUSEUM.  SO GUYS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE FINE PRINT ON THE ORGAN DONOR CARD.  WAIT A MINUTE!

YOU KNOW WHAT COMPANY HAS DONATED THE MOST MONEY TO THE PENIS MUSEUM?  JOHNSON AND JOHNSON.