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Tracy Morgan interview with Leno (VIDEO)

By April MacIntyre Apr 5, 2011, 2:33 GMT

03/26/2011 - Tracy Morgan - 1st Annual Comedy Awards - Arrivals - The Hammerstein Ballroom - New York City, NY, USA © Mario Santoro / PR Photos

Jay Leno hosted Tracy Morgan, and an unexpected alarm goes off during Tracy Morgan's segment plus Neve Campbell gets Jay to try black pudding. Agustana performed.

Clip is below:
 
 
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIHGTS MONDAY, APRIL 4, 2011

TODAY A BIG DAY IN WASHINGTON; TODAY BARACK OBAMA SENT AN EMAIL TO ALL OF HIS VOLUNTEERS FROM THE 2008 CAMPAIGN SAYING THAT HE PLANS ON RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION AGAINST THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE.  LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING; AFTER THE TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH, THE BAILOUTS FOR WALL STREET, AND THE BOMBING OF LIBYA…  HOW MANY THOUGHT HE WAS THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE.  I’M JUST CURIOUS.

THERE'S A RUMOR FLOATING AROUND THAT MOAMMAR KADAFI'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS THAT HE IS JEWISH.  HE MAY HAVE TO LEAVE LIBYA NOW AND GOT TO MIAMI. 

FOX NEWS REPORTER GERALDO RIVERA WAS REPORTING FROM THE WAR ZONE IN LIBYA YESTERDAY WHEN HE GOT CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT BETWEEN PRO AND ANTI-GOVERNMENT FORCES.  HE WAS LUCKY TO GET OUT ALIVE BECAUSE BOTH SIDES WERE TRYING TO SHOOT HIM…

GAS PRICES…I’LL TELL YOU HOW BAD GAS PRICES ARE; TODAY I SAW A RAPPER DRIVING A PRIUS.  YOU NEVER SEE THAT.

WELL FOLKS, THE OLIVE GARDEN ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE REMODELING THEIR RESTAURANTS TO LOOK LIKE BEAUTIFUL TUSCAN FARMHOUSES.  IF THAT WORKS THEY MAY TRY SERVING ACTUAL ITALIAN FOOD.

ACCORDING TO A STUDY JUST RELEASED, OUR HAPPINESS PEAKS IN OUR EIGHTIES.  THE BAD NEWS?  MOST OF US DIE IN OUR SEVENTIES.  IT’S A TOUGH BREAK.

ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, 10% OF WOMEN SAY THEY FREQUENTLY FEEL SAD AFTER SEX.  AND 90% OF MEN ARE UNAWARE OF THE SADNESS BECAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY IN THE KITCHEN MAKING A SANDWICH.  “HEY HONEY, WHY YOU CRYING?  WHAT DID I DO?”  HOW MANY GUYS HAVE SAID THAT?  “WHAT DID I DO?”

LOS ANGELES MAYOR ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA HAS AGREED TO PAY NEARLY $42,000 IN FINES TO RESOLVE AN INVESTIGATION INTO HIS PRACTICE OF ACCEPTING TICKETS TO SPORTING EVENTS, CONCERTS, AND OTHER ACTIVITIES AND NOT REPORTING THEM AS GIFTS.  ACTUALLY, THE FINE WAS GOING TO BE EVEN HIGHER BUT LUCKILY CLIPPER GAMES DON’T COUNT AS ENTERTAINMENT.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FORMER VICE PRESIDENT AL GORE, TURNED 63 YEARS OLD.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM.  HE COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY HIS PARTY BECAUSE HE WAS SO OBSESSED ABOUT HOW FAST THE ICE CREAM WAS MELTING.

HERE’S SOMETHING INTERESTING; AMERICANS THAT HAVE FAMILY TIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST ARE LEARNING TO BECOME SCREENWRITERS SO THEY CAN PRESENT A MORE REALISTIC VIEW OF THEIR LIFE...TO PEOPLE ON TV.  IN FACT, THE FIRST SHOW THEY ARE DOING?  "HOW I MET YOUR MOAMMAR."

IN THE LAST TEN YEARS 25% OF DETROIT'S POPULATION HAS MOVED AWAY, THE OTHER 75% LEFT OVER THE WEEKEND DURING CHARLIE SHEEN'S STAGE SHOW.