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Sammy Hagar brings the extraterrestrial crazy to Leno (VIDEO)

By April MacIntyre Mar 31, 2011, 2:13 GMT

03/15/2011 - Sammy Hagar - Sammy Hagar "Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock" Book Signing at Borders Books in New York City on March 15, 2011 - Borders Books and Music, Time Warner Center - New York City, NY, USA © Mohammed Kasim / PR Photos

Sammy Hagar and Helen Hunt talk with Jay Leno tonight. 
 
Helen Hunt talks about directing old buddy Paul Resier, and Sammy Hagar talks about UFOs and believing in aliens.  Good Charlotte performs.

Hagar says he was abducted by aliens, or at least that they downloaded his brain, in his new book, Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock.

The ex-Van Halen frontman recounts dreams about UFOs that he believes actually happened. Saying that this might make him “sound like a crazy person,” but “It was real.” "They were plugged into me. It was a download situation ... Or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment." He writes about seeing a space ship hovering over a field in broad daylight when he was four years old.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011

I KNOW WE HAVE A LOT OF COLLEGE STUDENTS BECAUSE IT’S SPRING BREAK.  THERE WAS AN ARTICLE IN THE PAPER TODAY ON WHICH COLLEGES GIVE YOU THE MOST FOR YOUR DOLLAR. TURNS OUT USC, MOST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK.

THAT’S THE STORY THAT’S JUST BEEN ALL OVER THE INTERNET; TWO USC STUDENTS WERE CAUGHT HAVING SEX ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING ON CAMPUS, IN FULL VIEW OF EVERYBODY.  IN SOME WAYS THAT’S GOOD, ISN’T?  I MEAN IN TODAY’S WORLD OF FACEBOOK, TWITTER, SMART PHONES, AND SEXTING – TWO YOUNG PEOPLE DOING SOMETHING FACE TO FACE, IN PERSON!

I BET THAT’S WHY THEIR MASCOT IS A TROJAN.

PRESIDENT OBAMA’S CRITICS SAID THAT HE DIDN’T ADDRESS WHAT THEY CALL THE "POTTERY BARN RULE" IN POLITICS.  HAVE YOU HEARD THAT EXPRESSION, THE POTTERY BARN RULE?  THAT MEANS "YOU BREAK IT, YOU BOUGHT IT."  NOW DON’T CONFUSE THAT WITH THE IKEA RULE.  THAT’S "YOU BUY IT, YOU CAN'T ASSEMBLE IT, YOU GET SO PISSED OFF…THEN YOU BREAK IT."  THAT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

SOME POLITICAL WATCHERS BELIEVE IT WAS HILLARY CLINTON WHO TOOK THE LEAD IN LIBYA AND THAT IT WAS HILLARY ACTUALLY TELLING THE PRESIDENT WHAT TO DO. TO WHICH BILL SAID, "JOIN THE CLUB".

THE SUPREME COURT HEARD ARGUMENTS IN A LAWSUIT WHERE ONE AND ½ MILLION FEMALE EMPLOYEES ARE SUING WALMART, CLAIMING THE COMPANY FAVORS MEN OVER WOMEN AND THEY PAY THE WOMEN LESS.  WALMART SAID, “THAT’S RIDICULOUS WE UNDERPAY ALL OUR PEOPLE EQUALLY.”

THAT EGYPTIAN COBRA IS STILL ON THE LOOSE IN NEW YORK CITY AFTER ESCAPING FROM THE BRONX ZOO. DO YOU KNOW THIS STORY?  THIS IS A VERY SCARY SITUATION—YOU’VE GOT THE SUBWAY, YOU’VE GOT MUGGERS, YOU’VE GOT THE HOMELESS, YOU’VE GOT THE CRAZY CAB DRIVERS—THAT POOR SNAKE MUST BE TERRIFIED.

POLICE IN BOSTON HAVE ARRESTED A 22 YEAR OLD WOMAN AT LOGAN AIRPORT FOR SMUGGLING MORE THAN 1,000 GRAMS OF COCAINE INTO THE AIRPORT HIDDEN INSIDE AN ADULT DIAPER.  I’M NO EXPERT ON THESE THINGS, OK, BUT IF SHE HAD A THOUSAND GRAMS OF COCAINE IN HER DIAPER, WOULD THAT TECHNICALLY BE CRACK COCAINE?

TODAY A MUSEUM OF ORGANIZED CRIME OPENED IN LAS VEGAS. THEY HAVE THAT ALREADY, IT'S CALLED "LAS VEGAS."  THE WHOLE TOWN IS A MUSEUM OF ORGANIZED CRIME.