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Rebecca Black and Bradley Cooper interview on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Mar 23, 2011, 2:44 GMT

Bradley Cooper - "The A-Team" UK Premiere - Arrivals - Empire Cinema, Leicester Square - London, UK © Landmark / PR Photos

Rebecca Black cried when she read your hateful remarks, trollsters of the Internets!

Join the 13 year-old phenom and newly single Bradley Cooper who chat with Jay Leno about taking 'the pill" from his new movie "Limitless" and YouTube star Rebecca Black talks about how she deals with cruel comments from trolls.

 
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE TUESDAY, MARCH 22, 2011

FOLKS, HERE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE STORY; IN LAS VEGAS, THE DEPUTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY, THE WHO PROSECUTED PARIS HILTON AND BRUNO MARS FOR POSSESSION OF COCAINE HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR BUYING COCAINE, AS MUCH AS FOUR TIMES A WEEK FROM A CRACK DEALER. THE D.A.!  BUT SEE, THE LAW IS VERY CLEAR—IF YOU ARE GOING TO-DO MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF COKE, AND FLAUNT THE LAW AND TRY TO GET AWAY WITH IT, YOU BETTER HAVE A HIT TV SHOW BUDDY.

SPEAKING OF THAT; CBS, WHICH NOW STANDS FOR “COME BACK SHEEN.”

CBS IS REPORTEDLY IN TALKS TO BRING CHARLIE SHEEN BACK TO "TWO AND A HALF MEN."  THEY WANT TO GET HIM BACK.  SEE, FINALLY GOOD BEHAVIOR GETS REWARDED.  YOU SEE.

ACCORDING TO A TEST IN THE NEW ISSUE OF NEWSWEEK, 73% OF AMERICANS CAN'T SAY WHY WE FOUGHT THE COLD WAR.  WHICH SOUNDS BAD UNTIL YOU REALIZE, NO ONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE CAN EXPLAIN WHY WE'RE FIGHTING THE LIBYAN WAR.  I WOULDN’T BLAME THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON THAT ONE.

ACTUALLY, WE KNOW MORE ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA'S BASKETBALL PICKS THAN WE DO ABOUT HIS LIBYA PLAN RIGHT NOW.

SOMEONE ASKED SARAH PALIN WHAT SHE THOUGHT ABOUT THE WEST BANK, AND SHE SAID,  " I USE WELLS FARGO. I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING…"

HERE’S THE INTERESTING PART; SARAH PALIN CANCELED HER SCHEDULED TRIP TO BETHLEHEM, WHICH IS THE BIRTHPLACE OF JESUS.  SEE, AT THE LAST MINUTE SHE REALIZED THERE'S NO PROOF JESUS WAS ACTUALLY BORN THERE BECAUSE HE NEVER PRODUCED A BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

PRESIDENT OBAMA IS IN CHILE. TO WHICH CONGRESSWOMAN MICHELE BACHMANN SAID, “TRY THEIR BABY BACK RIBS.  THEY ARE UNBELIEVABLE."

DID YOU ALL ENJOY THE SUPER MOON WE HAD THIS PAST WEEKEND? SCIENTISTS SAY THAT THE MOON WAS ACTUALLY CLOSER TO EARTH THIS WEEKEND THAN GARY BUSEY'S BEEN SINCE 1994.  AMAZING.

POLICE IN SWEDEN RAIDED A HOME FULL OF GUNS AND FOUND A GUITAR THAT WAS MADE OUT OF A WORKING SHOTGUN.  A SHOTGUN THAT’S ALSO A GUITAR.  NOW THAT'S A COUNTRY MUSIC FAN...

SAMMY HAGAR CLAIMS IN HIS NEW BOOK THAT HE WAS ONCE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET.  TURNS OUT THE WHOLE THING WAS A HUGE MIX UP.  THE ALIENS THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING DAVID LEE ROTH.

WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS BROWN THIS MORNING?  DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS…SMASHING A WINDOW.  I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS WAS.  CHRIS BROWN SMASHED A WINDOW IN HIS DRESSING ROOM AT “GOOD MORNING AMERICA” TODAY.  USUALLY WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING SMASHED ON MORNING TV, IT’S KATHIE LEE AND HODA.