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Rainn Wilson interview from Jay Leno (VIDEO)

By April MacIntyre Mar 18, 2011, 6:44 GMT

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NBC fired over the Rainn Wilson interview from Jay Leno, where he helps Adam the Page set a Guinness World Record for most Leprechauns in a room at one time and the guys from Epic Meal Time make a meal featuring what else?  Bacon.
 
Rainn Wilson also talked about Steve Carell leaving "The Office" 
 

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE THURSDAY, MARCH 17, 2011

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE HOME?  THAT’S THE REASON.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVERYBODY.  OR AS CONGRESSWOMAN MICHELE BACHMANN CALLS IT, THE DAY WE CELEBRATE GEORGE WASHINGTON DRIVING THE SNAKES ACROSS THE POTOMAC RIVER.

ST. PATRICK’S DAY IS NAMED AFTER ST. PATRICK, THE PATRON SAINT OF JELL-O SHOTS.

SO MANY CELEBRITIES ARE GETTING INTO THE WHOLE ST. PATRICK'S DAY THING.  I UNDERSTAND TODAY LINDSAY LOHAN HAD HER EYE ON A NICE EMERALD NECKLACE . . .

COMEDIAN GILBERT GOTTFRIED TWEETED SOME INSENSITIVE JOKES ABOUT THE POTATO FAMINE.

CHARLIE SHEEN TRADED IN HIS CRACK ROCK FOR SHAMROCKS.

EVEN CONSERVATIVES ARE NOW ACCUSING PRESIDENT OBAMA OF BEING BORN IN IRELAND.  O’BAMA…

YESTERDAY ON ESPN, PRESIDENT OBAMA REVEALED HIS MARCH MADNESS PICKS.  HE SAYS WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, HE CAN NOW GET DOWN TO THE SERIOUS BUSINESS OF HANDICAPPING THE KENTUCKY DERBY.  THAT’S GOING TO BE THE TRICKY ONE.

SARAH PALIN WILL VISIT ISRAEL NEXT WEEK. SHE’S GOING ON A FACT-FINDING TOUR – SHE WANTS TO FIND OUT THINGS LIKE: WHERE IS IT? AND WHERE’S THEIR KING.

ACTUALLY, SHE SAID THAT SHE IF VERY EXCITED ABOUT VISITING THE WAILING WALL.  BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, WHALING IS ILLEGAL IN ALASKA.  SO SHE WANTS TO SEE HOW OTHER COUNTRIES HANDLE THAT.

THE NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD SAYS AIRLINE PILOTS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE SLEEP MEDICATION TO HELP THEM COMBAT FATIGUE, SO THEY CAN STAY AWAKE DURING LONG FLIGHTS.  LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING; YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THE PILOTS STAY AWAKE, PUT THEM IN THE SAME SEATS THEY HAVE IN COACH . . . THEY WILL BE UP THE ENTIRE FLIGHT.  I GUARANTEE THEY WILL NOT GET ANY SLEEP.

THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT ADMITTED THIS WEEK THAT IT HAS ALLOWED THE UNITED STATES TO FLY UNMANNED DRONES OVER ITS TERRITORY TO HELP IN THE WAR ON DRUGS.  WELL -- THEY'RE UNMANNED WHEN THEY FLY INTO MEXICO, WHEN THEY COME OUT THEY HAVE 50 TO 60 PEOPLE HANGING ON.

I AM SO BROKEN UP ABOUT THIS, THIS IS SOMETHING I SO BELIEVED IN; ACCORDING TO US WEEKLY, THE WEDDING BETWEEN EMILY AND "THE BACHELOR" HAS BEEN POSTPONED. THEY SAY IT COULD BE CAUSED BY SEVERAL FACTORS- THEY'RE NOT REALLY IN LOVE, THEY'RE NOT A REAL COUPLE, THE ENTIRE SHOW IS REALLY FAKE.

ON TWITTER, JUSTIN BIEBER SAID HE IS NOT SHAVING FOR A MONTH.  AND IF NOBODY NOTICES, HE WON'T SHAVE FOR ANOTHER MONTH.

HOW IS THIS FOR STUPID?  I LOVE STUPID CRIMINALS.  A GUY WALKS INTO A BANK IN DALLAS, TEXAS AND PULLS A GUN, BUT THE FAST-THINKING TELLER TRIED TO STALL HIM BY ASKING FOR TWO FORMS OF I.D. BEFORE SHE CAN GIVE HIM THE MONEY.  SO THE GUY SHOWS HER HIS REAL BANK CARD, AND HIS REAL STATE I.D.! POLICE SAY THEY DON'T HAVE A MOTIVE FOR THE ROBBERY IS, BUT I THINK WE CAN RULE OUT THIS GUY HAVING TO PAY OFF ANY STUDENT LOANS.