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Warlock Charlie Sheen 'at war' with CBS, full video from Today UPDATE

By April MacIntyre Feb 28, 2011, 14:59 GMT

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller-Sheen - alas no more © PRN / PR Photos

Actor Charlie Sheen, who appeared gaunt, hollow-eyed and waxy, spoke to NBC’s Jeff Rossen, and continued his criticism on AA, and people who misjudge his passion as anger. 

Sheen boasted of pending offers for films, and stated CBS needs to apologize to him, "while licking my feet."

"At this point because of psychological distress...oh my God...it's $3 million an episode." - Charlie Sheen

"I'm underpaid right now..." - Charlie Sheen

"You can't process me with a normal brain." - Charlie Sheen

"I got bored, yeah, that's what happened." - Charlie Sheen

"We wouldn't allow AA to contaminate Sober Valley Lodge (Sheen's house) - Charlie Sheen

"...the rules were written for people that don't have tiger blood, those who don't have Adonis DNA." - Charlie Sheen

from ABC's clip:

"I am on a drug. It's called CHARLIE SHEEN! Um, it's not available, because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Umm.. Too much?" - Charlie Sheen

Sheen also feels that he‘s underpaid for his “Two and a Half Men” role, demanding $3 million per episode.

“It's everybody else that's going to be begging me for their job back."

And as for Chuck Lorre, Sheen directly addresses the showrunner blaming him for a lack of scripts as the reason the show was unable to continue.

According to Sheen, his pals Colin Farrell and Sean Penn have come by to offer their support.

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And ABC's clip, even sadder: