Matt LeBlanc interview clip on Leno

By April MacIntyre Feb 10, 2011, 5:29 GMT

Matt LeBlanc courtesy of Showtime

Showtime star Matt LeBlanc talks about "Episodes" with Jay tonight, and about dying his hair and Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packer Clay Matthews talks about winning the big game, presenting Aaron Rodgers with the belt and what he said to Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.

Ricky Martin performed.
 
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2011

WELL FOLKS, LINDSAY LOHAN WAS BACK BEFORE A JUDGE AGAIN TODAY.  SHE IS VERY EXCITED; THIS IS THE FIRST CALL BACK IN YEARS.  COULDN’T BE HAPPIER.

IT SEEMS THAT LINDSAY HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH GRAND THEFT FOR ALLEGEDLY STEALING A $2,500 NECKLACE FROM A  JEWELRY STORE.  YOU KNOW THE LAW IN LA WITH CELEBRITY—600 STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT.  SHE’S GETTING A LITTLE BREAK THERE.

ONE VERY AWKWARD MOMENT IN THE COURTROOM, LINDSAY PUT HER HAND ON THE BIBLE NOW THE BIBLE IS MISSING.

THIS WAS JUST ANNOUNCED TODAY; LINDSAY LOHAN ALSO BEING SUED BY A TANNING COMPANY.  THEY CLAIM THAT LINDSAY OWES THEM $40,000!  A $40,000 TANNING BILL!  HOW PALE IS THIS WOMAN?

TODAY PRESIDENT OBAMA HOSTED REPUBLICAN LEADERS FOR LUNCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE:  THE PRESIDENT HAD TO DO WITHOUT SALT, BREAD, PEPPER AND BUTTER.  NOT FOR HEALTH REASONS, BECAUSE THE REPUBLICANS REFUSED TO PASS ANYTHING.

THE ANTI GOVERNMENT DEMONSTRATIONS ARE CONTINUING IN EGYPT FOR A SECOND WEEK.  THE PROBLEM IN EGYPT IS SO MANY OF THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE RICH WHILE MOST OF THE CITIZENS ARE VERY POOR.  YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?  I THINK THIS IS A PYRAMID SCHEME.

FORMER DEFENSE SECRETARY DONALD RUMSFELD HAS WRITTEN HIS MEMOIR, IN WHICH HE DEFENDS HIS HANDLING OF THE WAR AND ALL HIS MAJOR POLICY DECISIONS.  IF YOU WANT TO FIND IT AT YOUR BOOKSTORE, GO PAST THE SELF-HELP SECTION INTO THE SELF-SERVING SECTION.  IT’S THE ONLY BOOK THERE.

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS COME OUT WITH A NEW APP FOR THE IPHONE…THIS IS REAL.  YOU CAN CONFESS RIGHT ON THE PHONE.  HOW PERFECT IS THAT?  YOU CAN NOW CHEAT AND ATONE FOR YOUR SINS ALL ON THE SAME DEVICE. PERFECT FOR BRETT FAVRE.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE NAME FOR THIS APP IS?  I’M NOT MAKING IT UP.  IT’S CALLED “PRIEST IN YOUR POCKET.”  REALLY?  IS THAT THE BEST NAME THEY CAN COME UP WITH?  DON’T YOU READ THE PAPER?  CAN YOU COME UP WITH A BETTER NAME?

THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS HAVE NOW LOST A RECORD 25 STRAIGHT GAMES…MAYBE IT’S ME, BUT I’M STARTING TO THINK THEY WERE A LOT BETTER WITH THAT LEBRON JAMES GUY.  I WOULD HAVE KEPT HIM.

ACCORDING TO THE FEBRUARY ISSUE OF “EMERGING INFECTIOUS DISEASES,”YOU SHOULD SEE THE CENTERFOLD I THAT MAGAZINE.  SLEEPING WITH YOUR PET CAN INCREASE THE CHANCE OF CATCHING SOME OF THEIR BUGS.  DO YOU THINK A FEAR OF CATCHING A BUG IS GOING TO STOP PEOPLE FROM SLEEPING WITH THEIR PETS?  IT DOESN’T EVEN STOP PEOPLE FROM SLEEPING WITH CHARLIE SHEEN.

ACCORDING TO RAIDER ONLINE, ONE OF CHARLIE SHEEN’S PORN STAR ACQUAINTANCES, A WOMAN NAMED KASEY…THAT’S KASEY WITH A “K”…IN PORN WORLD “C” IS ALWAYS “K”.  KASEY WITH A “K” JORDON IS GOING TO STAR IN AN ADULT FILM THAT WILL RECREATE THE WILD 36-HOUR ORGY THAT CHARLIE HAD AT HIS HOUSE.  NO WORD YET ON WHO IS GOING TO PLAY CHARLIE, BUT I UNDERSTAND CHARLIE SHEEN IS VERY INTERESTED IN THE PART.