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TV Producer Bruce Nash, Bard of the Super Bowl pens a 'Most Shocking' poem

By April MacIntyre Feb 6, 2011, 21:16 GMT

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Here's a hot off the presses Super Bowl poem from the night stand of Bruce Nash, NASH Entertainment producer who cranks out the high energy "Top 20 Most Shocking" TV shows.

Nash's recent television projects include the truTV series “Top 20 Most Shocking,” “Most Shocking,” and “Most Daring”; “Breaking the Magician’s Code: Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed” for MyNetworkTV; “Moments of Impact” for Discovery Channel; “World’s Most Amazing Videos” for Spike TV; and “Amazing Sports Stories” for Fox Sports Net.

Previous hits of his include “For Love or Money,” “Meet My Folks,” “Who Wants To Marry My Dad?” “Who Wants To Be A Superhero?“ and “Outback Jack.”

STUPOR SUNDAY 

I find it so hard

To root for a team

Whose quarterback makes

Little girls want to scream.

But then there's the Pack

Wearing cheese on their head

My joining these fools

Will give me no cred.

Green Bay or Pittsburgh

Does anyone care?

By the end of the 1st

I'll be zonked in my chair.

And what's with this halftime

Of Peas that are Black

Has it come down to this?

Please, get The Boss back!

Ah, but throughout the game

The ads will be clever!

I could just record them

So the game I can sever!

But wait! What this?

The game is intense!

Maybe I'll wake up

And get off of the fence!

And put on a Cheesehead

Or forgive Ben's disgrace

To the two-minute warning!

It's become quite a race!

The seconds tick down

The final ball's in the air!

Pittsburgh or Green Bay?

Does anyone care?

April MacIntyre is Monsters and Critics' smallscreen and people/celebrity editor who loves funny TV producers. You can follow her on Twitter.