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American Idol Judges interview on Leno, plus Monologue

By April MacIntyre Jan 10, 2011, 3:36 GMT

10/02/2010 - Steven Tyler - Farm Aid 25 - Miller Park - Milwaukee, WI, USA © Jennifer Bronenkant / PR Photos

NBC fired over the video for Jay Leno featuring Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler, who take to the couch to talk about backstage Idol pranks and who takes the longest in the make-up chair (Jennifer).  

Tyler also talks about his future with Aerosmith and whether or not they will tour again!
 

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS MONDAY, JANUARY 10, 2011       

THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD; DID YOU SEE THIS ON THE NEWS?  MORE BIRDS FEEL TO THE GROUND OVER THE WEEKEND.  THAT WAS JUST THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES.  OH MY GOD.

HOW ABOUT THE JETS AND THE COLTS…DID YOU WATCH THAT ONE?  LAST SECOND FIELD GOAL AND THEY WON.  IN FACT, JET’S COACH REX RYAN SAID IT WAS THE BEST USE OF A FOOT HE'S EVER SEEN THAT WASN'T IN A FETISH VIDEO.  THAT’S HOW GOOD.

THE SAINTS AND THE SEAHAWKS…THAT WAS LIKE THE OLD DAYS AT USC.  COACH PETE CARROLL AND REGGIE BUSH BOTH GETTING PAID FOR THEIR FOOTBALL TALENTS.

A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT A WOMAN'S TEARS CAN CHEMICALLY LOWER THE LEVEL OF TESTOSTERONE IN MEN.  AND ODDLY ENOUGH, WHEN THAT HAPPENS, THE MAN WILL ALSO START TO CRY AND THEN EVENTUALLY BE ELECTED SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE.

THIS IS ACCORDING TO THE WEIZMAN INSTITUTE IN ISRAEL, THEY SAY WOMEN'S TEARS CAN REDUCE MEN'S SEXUAL DESIRE. ESPECIALLY IF THAT WOMAN IS CRYING OVER THE MAN'S SEXUAL PERFORMANCE.  THAT’S THE WORST.

ILLINOIS OFFICIALS REPORT THAT DRUG SNIFFING DOGS ARE WRONG AS MUCH AS 70% OF THE TIME. YOU KNOW WHY—BECAUSE THEY'RE SNIFFING DRUGS ALL DAY, THAT’S WHY THEY’RE WRONG.

A NEW YORK CITY WOMAN WHO SMOKED FOR 20 YEARS SAYS SHE KICKED THE CIGARETTE HABIT BY EATING MILK-BONE DOG BISCUITS EVERYDAY.  INSTEAD OF SMOKING SHE WOULD EAT A MILK BONE DOG BISCUIT.  BAD NEWS, SHE HAS PICKED UP ANOTHER; SHE CAN’T STOP LICKING HERSELF.  THAT’S THE BAD PART.

BRITISH RESEARCHERS SAY THEY HAVE DEVELOPED A PLASTIC WRAP THAT CHANGES COLOR WHEN FOOD GOES BAD.  THE WRAP WILL CHANGE COLOR.  THIS WOULD BE A BRILLIANT INVENTION, IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT FOOD ALREADY CHANGES COLOR WHEN IT GOES BAD.  IF THE BREAD IS GREEN, NOT A GOOD SIGN.

STARTING IN MARCH, STARBUCKS WILL BE INTRODUCING A NEW LOGO TO CELEBRATE THEIR 40TH ANNIVERSARY. THEY'RE ALSO MARKING THE MILESTONE BY CHARGING THE SAME PRICE THAT THEY CHARGED FOR A CUP OF COFFEE BACK IN 1971 - $3.75.

HERE’S SOME GOOD NEWS; AMERICAS NO LONGER THE FATTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.  WE ARE NOW NUMBER TWO BEHIND MEXICO.  MEXICO IS THE FATTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.  THEY SAY 70% OF ADULT PEOPLE IN MEXICO ARE OVERWEIGHT.  THE OTHER 30% ARE ALSO OVER WEIGHT BUT THEY ARE NOT IN MEXICO, THEY ARE HERE.  KILL THE MESSENGER.

COSMETIC SURGEONS SAYS THAT TWO YEARS OF A RECESSION HAS DEVASTATED THEIR INDUSTRY. THEY SAY FEWER AND FEWER PEOPLE CAN AFFORD TO HAVE ANY PLASTIC SURGERY DONE. TELL YOU HOW BAD IT IS; IN BEVERLY HILLS A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE ACTUALLY STARTING TO GET FEELING BACK IN THEIR FACES AGAIN.