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Kellan Lutz and Chelsea Handler interviews from Leno

By April MacIntyre Dec 1, 2010, 19:05 GMT

11/17/2010 - Kellan Lutz - GQ 2010 "Men of the Year" Party - Arrivals - Chateau Marmont - Los Angeles, CA, USA © Bob Charlotte / PR Photos

Last night (Nov. 30) Jay Leno hosted Chelsea Handler who talked about romancing 50 Cent and her girls weekend with Jennifer Aniston. 

Kellen Lutz talks about People's Sexiest Man Alive issue and his new film "Meskada" and Rod Stewart performs.
 
In case you missed it last night check out Bill Cosby jamming "God is Crying" with "The Tonight Show" band and guest artist Joe Satriani:

Chelsea Handler

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 2010

WELCOME TO THE TONIGHT SHOW! SPECIAL DAY FOR ME…TODAY IS MY 40TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY; ACTUALLY I’M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED. I HAD A BIG SURPRISE PLANNED FOR MY WIFE YOU KNOW? SHE READ ABOUT IT TODAY ON WIKILEAKS. YEAH THE WHOLE THING, THE DINNER, THE RESTAURANT.

THE NAME WIKI-LEAKS. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME DRUG YOU TAKE INSTEAD OF FLOMAX DOESN’T IT?  "I TRIED THAT FLOMAX, BUT MY DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD TAKE NEED WIKI-LEAKS."

AS YOU KNOW, THIS SITE WIKILEAKS HAS RELEASED, HUNDREDS, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF CLASSIFIED GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS. ISN’T THAT AMAZING? I MEAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS THE PENTAGON SECRET, YET WE STILL CAN’T FIND OUT VICTORIA’S SECRET.

YESTERDAY PRESIDENT OBAMA ANNOUNCED A TWO-YEAR PAY FREEZE FOR ALL FEDERAL EMPLOYEES.  YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?  NOW WHEN THAT TSA AGENT STICKS HIS HAND IN YOUR POCKETS, HE’S GONNA BE LOOKING FOR SPARE CHANGE TOO.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? THIS IS GETTING CRAZY 2 DOCTORS NOW CLAIM THAT TSA AGENTS ARE SPREADING GERMS AND DISEASE WITH THESE PAT DOWN PROCEDURES INCLUDING GONORRHEA AND CHLAMYDIA. SO NOW WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY’RE “ITCHING TO TRAVEL” THEY MEAN IT NOW YEAH, EXACTLY…

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, HOW MANY GUYS ARE GONNA JUMP ON THIS? HONEY, I HAVEN’T BEEN WITH ANYONE ELSE, MUST’VE BEEN AT THE AIRPORT THAT’S… A TSA AGENT.

STD’S, THERE’S A LOT THIS WEEK. ACCORDING TO HEALTH OFFICIALS, THERE'S NOW A HUGE OUTBREAK OF GONORRHEA IN ALASKA. SO APPARENTLY LEVI JOHNSTON IS DATING AGAIN.

DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? GONORRHEA IN ALASKA? YOU THINK THE GUYS UP THERE WOULD WEAR CONDOMS JUST FOR WARMTH.

AND YOU ALL KNOW THIS STORY; 19-YEAR-OLD SOMALI-AMERICAN MAN HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN PORTLAND, OREGON, FOR ALLEGEDLY PLOTTING TO DETONATE A BOMB AT A CHRISTMAS-TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY: AND HIS SOMALIAN PARENTS ARE SHOCKED. THEY SAID THEIR SON HAD SUCH A PROMISING FUTURE AS A PIRATE. NOW THAT’S ALL OUT THE WINDOW.