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Christina Aguilera interview on Leno

By April MacIntyre Nov 18, 2010, 2:18 GMT

11/15/2010 - Christina Aguilera - "Burlesque" Los Angeles Premiere - Arrivals - Grauman\'s Chinese Theater - Hollywood, CA, USA © David Gabber / PR Photos

Tonight on Leno, hot mama Christina Aguilera talks about being a single mom and performs a song from her film "Burlesque."  Cake Boss Buddy Valastro proves that a pizza pie makes a good cake! 

Christina Aguilera will be putting on a show during the season finale of 'Dancing With The Stars' Tuesday.

Aguilera will take the stage to perform Tuesday, November 23 as the winner of 'DWTS' is crowned (final three: Kyle Massey, Bristol Palin, Jennifer Grey).

Aguilera is promoting her first major film, appearing in 'Burlesque,' opposite Cher. 'Burlesque' opens in theaters November 24.
 

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2010

EVERY TIME YOU TURN ON THE NEWS THIS WEEK YOU SEE THAT GUY FROM SAN DIEGO WHO TOLD AIRPORT SECURITY "DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK." HE’S LIKE A HERO NOW…LIKE A FOLK HERO.  I'M KIND OF TORN ABOUT IT - - ON ONE HAND, I DON'T WANT TO BE HELD UP IN LINE BY A GUY SAYING "DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK."  ON THE OTHER HAND, I DON'T WANT TO BE STANDING NEAR A GUY WHO SAYS "WHO WANTS TO TOUCH MY JUNK."  IT'S A NO-WIN SITUATION.

THE MAN’S NAME IS JOHN TYNER.  NOW THEY SAY BECAUSE HE RESISTED AND CAUSED ALL THIS COMMOTION HE COULD END UP GOING TO JAIL.  THAT’S NOT THE PLACE TO BE IF YOU DON’T WANT SOMEONE TOUCHING YOUR JUNK.  BELIEVE ME…THAT’S NOT THE PLACE TO BE.

NANCY PELOSI HAS NOW BEEN ELECTED THE NEW HOUSE MINORITY LEADER. FINALLY SOME CHANGE IN WASHINGTON!  SHE WAS SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR. WHICH IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE CONSIDERING HOW FAR HER EARS HAVE BEEN PULLED BACK.

SUNDAY NIGHT WAS THE DEBUT OF THE REALITY SHOW, “SARAH PALIN’S ALASKA.”  IT GOT HUGE RATINGS.  THE BIGGEST RATINGS IN THE HISTORY OF THE NETWORK.  EVEN PEOPLE OVER IN RUSSIA WERE WATCHING.  AND THEY DIDN'T NEED TVS.   THEY COULD SEE IT FROM THEIR PORCH.

THE NEW OXFORD DICTIONARY HAS DECLARED SARAH PALIN'S MADE-UP WORD "REFUDIATE" THE 2010 WORD OF THE YEAR.  WHEN ASKED FOR HER REACTION TO THE DUBIOUS HONOR, PALIN SAID SHE WOULD NOT DIGNITATE IT WITH A RESPONSE.

IF RANGEL IS FOUND GUILTY BY THE ETHICS COMMITTEE, THEY SAID THEY COULD EXPEL HIM, BUT EXPERTS SAY THAT IS NOT LIKELY.  SEE THAT WOULD SET A BAD PRECEDENT IN WASHINGTON; COME ON, PUNISHING THE GUILTY.  NEVER HAPPEN.

BERNARD MADOFF, THE MAN BEHIND THE BIGGEST INVESTMENT SCAM ON WALL STREET, HAD A NUMBER OF HIS PERSONAL POSSESSIONS SOLD AT AUCTION PAST WEEKEND. INCLUDING A PAIR OF HIS UNDERWEAR. THEY SOLD HIS UNDERWEAR.  LETS HOPE IT WASN’T THE ONES HE WAS WEARING THE DAY HE GOT CAUGHT.