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Poof smush monster Snooki tops the scariest Halloween costumes for 2010

By April MacIntyre Oct 30, 2010, 20:01 GMT

Smush smush- Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi - Marina Del Rey, CA, USA © Allen Berezovsky / PR Photos

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi is this years' girl for scary costuming.

Blame the poof, the orangutan complexion and the falling down drunk antics, but the Snookster is the belle of the Monster's Ball and whether home made, or bought, her likeness will be gracing parties from here to Bangor, Maine.

The "Jersey Shore" diminutive fireball is turning out to be the sad sack of the reality TV show lineup, as her many romantic escapades fall flat, with her bemoaning the potential beau's shortcomings on the MTV reality show.

Always a Guido bridesmaid, never a bride it seems.

How to make a Snooki costume?

Here you go:

1 can spray on tan (Sevyn Nine for the Lohan orange hue is nice)

1 Bump It hair poofer maker for the crown

1 Ratting brush

1 Black long hair wig

1 spandex/lycra dress a few sizes smaller than you

1 pair high heels, preferably Candies or Lucite bottom stripper shoes

1 gaudy pair of dangling earrings

5-15 bangle bracelets

1 black eyeliner

1 totally awful shade of lipstick for your coloring