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Heidi Klum interview on Leno, video

By April MacIntyre Oct 13, 2010, 2:39 GMT

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Supermodel-turned mum and reality TV queen Heidi Klum talks to Jay Leno tonight (October 12) about quitting Victoria's Secret and Ty Burrell talks about his odd jobs.  Johnny Mathis performs.

Lifetime announced it gave the green light to 20 half-hour episodes of the unscripted series Seriously Funny Kids (working title), hosted by Klum, for a 2011 launch. 

"Naptime, playtime and snack time are my favorites, so is it any wonder that kids and I get along so well?" said Klum in the announcement. "I have four children under the age of six, and to be honest, sometimes I enjoy them more than adults. They're uncensored, unpredictable and absolutely hilarious. The kids will be the absolute stars of this show."

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS  TUESDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2010

WELL FOLKS, I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT BRETT FAVRE LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT THE WRANGLER JEANS.

I’M SURE YOU KNOW BY NOW, THE NFL IS INVESTIGATING BRETT FAVRE FOR ALLEGEDLY SENDING PICTURES OF HIS GENITALS TO A FEMALE JETS REPORTER.  SO I GUESS IT’S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY; FOOTBALL REALLY IS A GAME OF INCHES.

THEY NOW THINK THERE COULD BE A LOT MORE PICTURES.  IT TURNS OUT BRETT HAD T-MOBILE SO MOST OF THEM HADN’T EVEN GOTTEN THERE YET.

I GUESS HE ALLEGEDLY SENT THESE PICTURES OF HIS PENIS TO HER WHEN HE WAS ON THE JETS. SEE, HE'D NEVER SEND PICTURES LIKE THAT WHEN HE WAS IN MINNESOTA. IT'S WAY TOO COLD.

IT DOESN’T GET BETTER.  NOW A SECOND WOMAN HAS COME FORWARD, CLAIMING BRETT FAVRE TRIED TO SEDUCE HER, A MASSAGE THERAPIST EMPLOYED BY THE TEAM SAYS BRETT BOMBARDED HER WITH STEAMY PHONE MESSAGES.  SEE, THAT SHOWS WHAT A GOOD QUARTERBACK HE IS – HE WASN'T LOCKED IN ON ONE TARGET.  YOU NEED TO HAVE A SECONDARY RECEIVER.  HE KNEW…

JERRY BROWN’S STAFF SPENT THE WEEKEND COMING UP WITH THEIR NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN: “JUST SAY HO.”

THE FOLKS AT GOOGLE NOW TESTING A CAR THAT DRIVES ITSELF, WITHOUT A HUMAN.  YOU PROBABLY SAW THIS ON THE NEWS.  THIS CAR CAN STEER, STOP, AND START, DRIVE AROUND WITHOUT A HUMAN TOUCHING THE CONTROLS.  IS THAT A GOOD IDEA?  YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD IDEA WHEN YOUR COMPUTER CRASHED…OH MY GOD!  WHAT IS THIS GOING TO BE LIKE?

I LOVE THIS STORY.  A LAWYER IS SUING HIS FORMER LAW FIRM BECAUSE HE WAS PRESSURED BY HIS BOSS TO ATTEND A MALE RETREAT WHERE ALL THE GUYS HAD TO BE NAKED, SIT IN LARGE GROUPS, PASS AROUND A SEXUAL DEVICE, AND DISCUSS THEIR SEXUAL HISTORY.  OR AS WE CALL THAT ON “THE TONIGHT SHOW," BAND PRACTICE!  WE WON’T GO THERE.

ACCORDING TO RESEARCHERS AT OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, SLEEPING WITH THE LIGHT ON MAY CAUSE OBESITY—ESPECIALLY IF IT'S THE REFRIGERATOR LIGHT…

MCDONALDS IN HONG KONG IS NOW OFFERING WEDDING PACKAGES. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR ENTIRE WEDDING HELD, PLANNED AND CATERED AT MCDONALDS. THAT'S JUST THE CEREMONY. THE HONEYMOON IS AT IN AND OUT.