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Chelsea Handler on Leno September 8, video

By April MacIntyre Sep 9, 2010, 3:59 GMT

05/13/2010 - Chelsea Handler - - New York City, NY, USA © Wild1 / PR Photos

NBC fired over tonight's Tonight Show with Jay Leno with guest Chelsea Handler, who gets dirty and Ken Jeong plays referee. 
Ray LaMontagne performs.
 
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS  WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2010

HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH!  IT BEGAN TONIGHT AT SUNDOWN.  THE JEWISH HOLIDAY ROSH HASHANAH.  ROSH HASHANAH IS A HEBREW WORD MEANING, "NO TRAFFIC TOMORROW IN LA."

PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS IN CLEVELAND TODAY, DELIVERING HIS LATEST ECONOMIC PLAN.  HE PICKED CLEVELAND BECAUSE; SEE THOSE ARE THE BROWNS FANS AND IN SEPTEMBER, THEY'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING.

THERE WAS ONE AWKWARD MOMENT, WHEN THE SPEECH ENDED AT LUNCH TIME AND 9.6% OF THE CROWD HAD NO JOBS TO GO BACK TO.

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS INTRODUCED A $50 BILLION PLAN TO REBUILD THE NATIONS INFRASTRUCTURE. NOW LETS THINK BACK; WASN'T THAT WHAT THE FIRST $187 BILLION STIMULUS PACKAGE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO? REMEMBER WE WERE TOLD IT WAS FOR WHAT THEY CALL “SHOVEL READY JOBS.” REMEMBER THAT?  SO WHENEVER WASHINGTON TALKS ABOUT “SHOVEL READY PROJECTS”, GET YOUR SHOVEL READY…CAUSE YOUR GOING TO BE SHOVELING.

STARTING TODAY, TRAVELERS FLYING TO THE UNITED STATES FROM CERTAIN COUNTRIES WILL BE REQUIRED TO PAY A $14 ENTRANCE FEE.  FOURTEEN BUCK TO GET INTO THE UNITED STATES.  SEE, THAT’S TO KEEP OUT THE RIFF RAFF.

THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR HEALTH STATISTICS HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE BIRTH RATE HAS DROPPED FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW. THEY SAY IT'S DUE TO TWO FACTORS--THE RECESSION AND LEVI JOHNSTON NOW WEARING A CONDOM.

Chelsea Handler Part 1: Chelsea Handler talks crazy weekend in Vegas and Rolling Stone article Dirty, Slutty, Funny.

Chelsea Handler continued Part 2:

Chelsea Handler talks Dave Salmoni breakup, new book about lying and hosting the MTV Music Video Awards.