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Adrien Brody, Joe Biden and Chris Isaak on Leno, video July 9

By April MacIntyre Jul 10, 2010, 2:38 GMT

07/05/2010 - Adrien Brody - "Predators" Rome Photocall - Eden Hotel - Rome, Italy © Insidefoto / PR Photos

NBC fired over the preview for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Friday, July 9 show where Jay hosts the VP, an actor and a singer.    

Vice President Joe Biden gets candid about his thoughts on the Russian Spies, Oscar winner Adrien Brody talks "Predators" and Chris Isaak performs.

Vice President Joe Biden talks about the Gulf oil spill.

Vice President discusses spies and Rush Limbaugh with Jay Leno.

JAY LENO MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS  FRIDAY, JULY 9, 2010

THAT HEAT WAVE IS STILL GRIPPING THE EAST COAST. IT WAS SO HOT IN FLORIDA; EVEN PEOPLE IN CLEVELAND COULD FEEL THE MIAMI HEAT.  THAT’S HOW HOT.

LAST NIGHT IN A SPECIAL ONE-HOUR SHOW ON ESPN, LEBRON JAMES ADDRESSED THE NATION.  A LOT OF PEOPLE GOT CONFUSED.  IN FACT, WHEN GLENN BECK SAW IT HE CALLED LEBRON A MUSLIM AND THEN DEMANDED TO SEE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

THERE HASN’T BEEN THIS MUCH HYPE AROUND A GUY SWITCHING TEAMS SINCE RICKY MARTIN.

LEBRON MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT IN GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT, AT A "BOYS CLUB OF AMERICA"….  WHO INCIDENTALLY ARE NOW THREE POINT FAVORITES OVER THE CAVALIERS.  DID YOU KNOW THAT?

CLEVELAND FANS TODAY HAD A LOT OF MIXED EMOTIONS….THEY RAN FROM ANGRY AND TO REALLY ANGRY.
NOW LINDSAY LOHAN'S FORMER ASSISTANT IS REPORTEDLY BEING OFFERED FIVE FIGURES BY VARIOUS MAGAZINES TO DO A TELL-ALL INTERVIEW ABOUT HER BOSS.  SO FAR SHE HAS REFUSED TO DO IT BECAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULD AFFECT HER CAREER.  SO APPARENTLY, LINDSAY LOHAN’S ASSISTANT HAS MORE SENSE THAN GENERAL MCCHRYSTAL.

THE GOOD NEWS IS WE HAVE VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.  JOE BIDEN IS DIFFERENT FROM DICK CHENEY. SEE, IN THE BUSH YEARS THE PRESIDENT WOULD SAY THINGS AND THE VICE PRESIDENT WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK. SEE, WITH JOE, THE VICE PRESIDENT SAYS THINGS AND THEN THE PRESIDENT GOES….(HOLDING CHEST)  IT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT THING.

THOSE TEN RUSSIAN SPIES WHO WERE ARRESTED HAVE BEEN SENT TO RUSSIA IN EXCHANGE FOR FOUR OF OUR SPIES.   IT WAS A 10-FOR-4 TRADE.  WE TRIED TO GIVE THEM 12…WE TRIED TO MAKE IT 12 FOR 4 BUT THEY WOULDN’T TAKE HEIDI AND SPENCER.

BRITISH PETROLEUM SAID THIS WEEK, THAT IN A PERFECT WORLD THEY COULD STOP THEIR LEAKING OIL WELL BY THE END OF THE MONTH.  BUT IN A PERFECT WORLD WE WOULDN'T HAVE A COMPANY LIKE BRITISH PETROLEUM.