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TV drama: Chelsea Handler suffers no fools with James' alleged tattoo faced gal

By April MacIntyre Apr 1, 2010, 20:35 GMT

Chelsea Handler - - Los Angeles, CA, USA © Koi Sojer / PR Photos

Chelsea Handler is our favorite late night chatter, for the simple fact that she doesn't play the nice-y nice games of Leno and Conan, nor get lost in sketch segments like Kimmel and Fallon. 

She does straight up bitchy commentary on the deserved, those who dare to eat hamburgers while drunk on camera, or exit cars sans panties or those who deign to have dented can mistresses on the side (allegedly) while married to fabulous, beautiful accomplished women.

Fair game observation is her speciality, aided by her opening round table of comics who weigh in and add to the snarky mix.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, with a tattoo on every square inch of her body save for her breasts, is tuna for Handler, who commented on her E! blog about the mother of two who strips under her youngest son's name.

McGee fired back at Handler on her Facebook page: “Chelsea, here’s some free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin. I’ve seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.”

Just for the record McGee, Chelsea is in pretty good shape, we would put serious money down on her in a girl fight.

On her show last night, Handler could not resist, and it was a good time for all:  “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb bitch, okay? It moves.  You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead and probably Jesse James’ balls. So shut your face.”

An update on the James' Bullock marriage bust up: Sandra Bullock -- who briefly emerged from hiding on Wednesday -- is set to jettison James out of her life.

"She has made up her mind," a Bullock friend tells Us Weekly, out now. "She is talking to her lawyer and definitely decided to file for divorce from Jesse...She is over him."

Bullock, 45, is reportedly speaking to James "sporadically and furiously."

"When they do talk, it's very little and very nasty," the friend explains. "She won't forgive him for this."

Reality TV star James, 40, checked himself into Sierra Tuscon, an Arizona rehab which specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, as well as other disorders when at least five women came forward.

Bullock is determined to remain in James' and Janine Lindemulder's daughter Sunny's life, according to Us.

"Sandra knows there are [legal] obstacles, but she doesn't care...she will fight this with everything in her." (A rep for Bullock tells Us, "She is not pursuing custody of Sunny.")