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Miley Cyrus interview with Jay, Tom Papa pipes in too, video for Mar. 25

By April MacIntyre Mar 26, 2010, 3:35 GMT

Singer Miley Cyrus arrive on the red carpet for the 82nd Academy Awards at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California, USA, 07 March 2010. The Academy Awards honor excellence in cinema. EPA/ANDREW GOMBERT

On Jay Leno's Tonight Show, see Miley Cyrus talk about her new man as she gets some relationship advice from "The Marraige Ref" host Tom Papa. 

Also, Puddle of Mudd performs. 
 
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE  THURSDAY, MARCH 25, 2010
 
 
·        SECRETARY OF STATE HILLARY CLINTON WAS DOWN IN MEXICO EARLIER THIS WEEK.  NOTHING IMPORTANT, SHE HAS TO GO DOWN THERE EVERY YEAR AT THIS TIME TO DRAG BILL BACK FROM SPRING BREAK.  JUST A THINK THEY DO.
 
·        THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, ROBERT GATES, ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT THE PENTAGON WILL EASE UP ON ITS ENFORCEMENT OF THE "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" POLICY.   THEY SAID THAT HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR WILL STILL BE AGAINST THE RULES, BUT NOBODY WILL ACTIVELY ENFORCE IT.  KIND OF LIKE THE ETHICS REGULATIONS IN CONGRESS.  SAME SORT OF DEAL.
 
·        OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS REPORTEDLY RELEASED A NEW AUDIOTAPE…CAN WE EVEN PLAY THESE ANYMORE?  DOES ANYBODY MAKE AUDIOTAPES?  CAN YOU PUT ON C.D. OR…  ANYWAY, ANOTHER ONE OF THESE THINGS ON AL-JAZEERA.  HE IS FURIOUS. APPARENTLY HE HAD KANSAS GOING ALL THE WAY IN THE TOURNAMENT.  HE IS LIVID! 
 
·        CONGRESS IS GETTING READY TO PASS ANOTHER JOBS BILL.  WHICH MEANS THEY DON'T CREATE ANY JOBS, WE JUST GET THE BILL. 
 
·        A 17 YEAR OLD BURGLAR FROM KENNEWICK, WASHINGTON, WHO BROKE INTO AN OFFICE FURNITURE STORE WAS ARRESTED BECAUSE HE USED THE STORES COMPUTER TO LOG INTO HIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT TO TRY AND SELL THE ITEMS HE WAS IN THE PROCESS OF STEALING FROM THE STORE.  ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE…SOMEBODY STILL USES MYSPACE!  WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?
 
·        EARLIER THIS WEEK IN NEW JERSEY, A 98-YEAR-OLD WOMAN GOT HER HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA:  ON THE ADVICE OF HER GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, SHE WILL ATTEND A TWO-YEAR COLLEGE.
 
·        AN 81-YEAR-OLD WOMAN IN QUEENS, NEW YORK HAS NOW BEEN ARRESTED FOR SHOOTING HER 73-YEAR-OLD NEIGHBOR. YOU'VE GOT TO WONDER, WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?
 
THERE ARE REPORTS THAT PHIL SPECTOR AND BERNARD MADOFF WERE BEATEN UP WHILE IN PRISON.  GOOD.  THAT’S WHY IT’S CALLED THE JUSTICE SYSTEM.