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Pamela Anderson and Ed Helms interviews plus monologue for Leno, Mar. 24

By April MacIntyre Mar 25, 2010, 16:48 GMT

Former Playboy model Pamela Anderson EPA/JASON SZENES

Jay Leno featured "Dancing with the Stars" Pamela Anderson who popped eyes with her sexed up cha cha opening night this week. 

NBC sent us her interview from March 24 where she talked about her experience on the ABC hit show.

"The Office" star Ed Helms is also below in a two part interview, as well as The Dan Band and this evening’s monologue.

Snoop Dog performs too.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24, 2010

· I HAVE THE ANSWER. I HAVE THE WAY TO PAY FOR HEALTHCARE. A CUSS JAR! EVERY TIME JOE BIDEN SAYS THE F-WORD HE HAS TO PUT IN A DOLLAR IN IT. IT WILL PAY FOR ITSELF IN A WEEK.

· AS YOU KNOW, YESTERDAY WHEN JOE BIDEN WAS INTRODUCING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HE SAID THE F-WORD INTO AN OPEN MICROPHONE. PEOPLE ARE MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THIS IS PROBABLY THE LEAST EMBARRASSING THING BIDEN HAS SAID SINCE BECOMING VICE PRESIDENT.

· PRESIDENT OBAMA DIDN’T SEEM THAT BOTHERED BY IT. THE ONLY F-WORD THAT IS BANNED AT THE WHITE HOUSE, OF COURSE, IS FOX.

· LETS SEE WHAT IS GOING ON. ACCORDING TO "MEN'S HEALTH"…MY BIBLE… 21 % OF MEN SURVEYED WOULD RATHER HAVE A SEXIER NURSE THAN A MORE COMPETENT DOCTOR WHEN THEY ARE IN THE HOSPITAL. I SAY WHY NOT HAVE BOTH? THE GOVERNMENT IS PAYING FOR IT NOW, WHO CARES. HAVE BOTH.

· TODAY SARAH PALIN SPEAKING OUT AGAINST THE HEALTH REFORM BILL SAID "ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES." WELL OF COURSE ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. THAT'S WHY RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF BEING THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, SHE'S TRYING TO GET A REALITY SHOW ON ANIMAL PLANET. BECAUSE THEY HAVE CONSEQUENCES.

· HERE’S SOMETHING AMAZING. A NORTH CAROLINA JURY THIS WEEK AWARDED $9-MILLION DOLLARS TO A JILTED WIFE – FROM THE OTHER WOMAN. THE "OTHER WOMAN" HAS TO PAY $9-MILLION DOLLARS TO THE WIFE FOR BREAKING UP HER MARRIAGE! DO YOU REALIZE HOW HISTORIC THIS IS? GUYS, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY WOMAN ARE AGREEING THAT IT’S NOT THE GUYS FAULT. IT’S HER FAULT! SHE DID IT. THIS IS WHAT MEN HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS. POOR JOHN EDWARDS. HE WAS TRICKED.

· A LIQUOR COMPANY CALLED "BLACK ROCK SPIRITS" INTRODUCED A NEW BACON-FLAVORED VODKA. BACON-FLAVORED VODKA. HOW FAT AND LAZY ARE WE GETTING IN THIS COUNTRY? VODKA AND ORANGE JUICE WASN’T "BREAKFASTY" ENOUGH? ARE WE GOING TO HAVE THE “GREY GOOSE GRAND SLAM” BREAKFAST NOW?

· THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE – DID YOU KNOW THAT 84% OF WOMEN THINK IT'S OK TO SNOOP THROUGH THEIR GUY'S THINGS? IT'S TRUE. I READ THAT TODAY IN MY WIFE'S DIARY. I WAS STUNNED WHEN I READ THAT.

· SOME SAD NEWS—IT IS NOW CONFIRMED THAT REGGIE BUSH AND KIM KARDASHIAN HAVE BROKEN UP. REGGIE SAID THE HARDEST PART FOR HIM…LEAVING HER BEHIND.

Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson talks about her Dancing with the Stars experience.

Monologue 3/24 Watch highlights from Wednesday’s monologue.

Dan Band Everything’s Better with Music. Dan Finnerty and The Dan Band visit the Laundromat.

Ed Helms 1 Ed Helms talks about The Office and The Hangover with Jay.

Ed Helms 2 From NBC's The Office, Ed Helms sits down with Jay.