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Dana Carvey full interview from Tonight Show, March 11

By April MacIntyre Mar 12, 2010, 16:45 GMT

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NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno interviewed Dana Carvey on March 11, and the actor explained why Jimmy Stewart should be a role model for the young men who can't keep it in their pants. 

Also on the Tonight Show was Kim Kardashian who talked about the Super Bowl, Scott Disick, Perfect Skin and offers Leno and Carvey a shot of QuickTrim.  Colbie Caillat performed as well.

NBC sent Monsters and Critics the full monologue and Dana Carvey's full interview posted below:

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS THURSDAY, MARCH 11, 2010

·        IT JUST DOESN’T STOP FOR POOR TOYOTA.  POLICE ARE NOW INVESTIGATING REPORTS OF A RUNAWAY PRIUS IN NEW YORK STATE.

·        HERE’S THE AMAZING PART; TURNS OUT IT IS THE SAME ONE THAT WAS DRIVING AROUND CALIFORNIA.  IT JUST MADE IT BACK EAST.

·        IN FACT, I SAW A BUMPER STICKER ON A PRIUS TODAY THAT SAID, “I WOULD LIKE TO BRAKE FOR ANIMALS I JUST CAN’T.”

·        A NEW POLL OUT TODAY SHOWS THAT 22% OF VOTERS STRONGLY APPROVE OF THE JOB PRESIDENT OBAMA IS DOING. FORTY-THREE PERCENT STRONGLY DISAPPROVE OF THE JOB HE IS DOING.  AND THE OTHER 35% ARE HOLDING OFF JUDGMENT UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING.  WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

·        ACCORDING TO USA TODAY, CORRUPTION AMONG GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS IN CHINA IS RUNNING RAMPANT.  YET ANOTHER IDEA THEY STOLE FROM US.

·        BANK OF AMERICA ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK THAT WILL NO LONGER ALLOW CUSTOMERS TO MAKE OVERDRAFTS ON THEIR DEBIT CARDS. IF YOU SPEND MORE THAN WHAT'S IN YOUR DEBIT ACCOUNT, THEY WILL NO LONGER COVER YOU. DIDN'T WE JUST BAIL THEM OUT?  SO THEY RUN SHORT WE BAIL THEM OUT; WE RUN SHORT, WE’RE SCREWED.  DOES THAT SEEM FAIR?

·        TODAY IS JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY. YOU REMEMBER JOHNNY APPLESEED?  REMEMBER HE WENT AROUND THE COUNTRY PLANTING HIS SEEDS. HE DIED ON THIS DAY IN 1847. YOU KNOW HOW HE DIED? HIS WIFE WALKED IN ON HIM WHEN HE WAS PLANT HIS SEED ONE DAY...

·        SPEAKING OF THAT.  THE BIG RUMOR IS THAT TIGER WOODS IS GETTING READY TO RETURN TO GOLF.  LIKE TODAY, HE FINALLY PULLED HIS NINE-IRON OUT OF THE SUN-ROOF.

·        TIGER HAS HIRED ARI FLEISCHER, GEORGE BUSH'S FORMER PRESS SECRETARY, TO HANDLE THE PRESS FOR HIM.  I GUESS ARI FLEISCHER FIGURES, AFTER YEARS OF TRYING TO EXPLAIN GEORGE W. BUSH…THIS SHOULD BE APIECE OF CAKE.

·        YOU CAN SEE WHY HE WOULD HIRE HIM.  TIGER WOODS AND BUSH HAD SIMILAR PROBLEMS.  NEITHER ONE KNEW WHEN TO PULL OUT.  THAT WAS THE PROBLEM.

·        MICKEY ROURKE SAID IN AN INTERVIEW A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO,  HE ONCE HAD SEX WITH 14 WOMEN IN ONE NIGHT.  AND HE DOESN'T EVEN PLAY GOLF!  THAT’S AMAZING!

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