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Mass. Senator Scott Brown on Jay Leno (video)

By April MacIntyre Jan 29, 2010, 7:54 GMT

Mass. Senator Scott Brown on Jay Leno (video)

Brown recently took the senate seat formerly held by Edward "Ted" Kennedy in the Blue state of Massachusetts, no small feat.

NBC sent us the white hot Scott Brown interview in the video clip below.

Brown recently took the senate seat formerly held by Edward "Ted" Kennedy in the Blue state of Massachusetts, no small feat.

THE JAY LENO SHOW THURSDAY, JANUARY 28, 2010

The Monologue

HOW MANY OF YOU WATCHED PRESIDENT OBAMA'S STATE OF THE RUIN – STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS?

IN HIS SPEECH PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID HIS NUMBER ONE PRIORITY IS SAVING JOBS.  HIS JOB, JOE BIDEN’S JOB, HARRY REID’S, NANCY…

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S PRESS SECRETARY, ROBERT GIBBS, SAID PRESIDENT OBAMA PLANS HIS BUDGET A LOT LIKE THE AVERAGE AMERICAN FAMILY.  SPEND LIKE CRAZY.  RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARD.  AND WORRY ABOUT PAYING FOR IT ALL LATER.

I DON’T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS WITH BIDEN AND NANCY PELOSI.  DID YOU SEE THIS LAST NIGHT?  I GUESS THEY WENT HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A BLINKING CONTEST.  LETS SEE WHO WON.  (DROP-IN: BLINKING CONTEST.  BIDEN: 32.  PELOSI: 22) BIDEN WINS!

YOU KNOW WHAT ANNOYS ME?  REPUBLICANS ARE ALWAYS CRITICIZING PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR USING A TELEPROMPTER WHEN HE GIVES A SPEECH.  IS THAT A BIG DEAL USING A TELEPROMPTER?  AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF GEORGE BUSH, I’M GLAD WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO CAN READ!

I WAS AT THE SPEECH LAST NIGHT.  I THOUGHT PRESIDENT O’BAMA WAS KIND OF RUDE TO ME.  TAKE A LOOK.  YOU BE THE JUDGE.  (DROP-IN: PRESIDENT OBAMA POKES JAY IN THE EYE)

IN HIS LATEST AUDIO TAPE, OSAMA BIN LADEN SAID AL QAEDA WAS GOING TO BRING DOWN ONE OF OUR OLDER MONUMENTS. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT?  IT WAS BRETT FAVRE!  THEY’RE WORKING WITH THE NEW ORLEANS DEFENSIVE LINE!

GREAT BRITAIN HAS PROPOSED A HALF-BILLION DOLLAR FUND TO CREATE JOBS FOR TALIBAN MEMBERS WHO AGREE TO LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS.  THE PROGRAM IS CALLED "MOOLAH FOR MULLAHS."

HAVE YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?  TERRORISTS ARE NOW TRYING TO BUY BOTOX BECAUSE A KEY INGREDIENT IN BOTOX CAN BE USED TO KILL PEOPLE.  GOOD LUCK INTERROGATING THOSE AL-QAEDA PRISONERS.  "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?" (FACE FROZEN)  "WHO PLANNED THIS?" (FACE FROZEN) WHO IS YOUR LEADER?" (FACE FROZEN).

DID YOU KNOW THAT?  BOTOX CAN BE USED TO KILL PEOPLE.  YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?  NANCY PELOSI IS A WMD.  SHE IS A WOMAN OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

GOVERNOR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WANTS TO SEND 20,000 ILLEGALS JAILED FOR CRIMINAL OFFENSES HERE TO PRISONS IN MEXICO. THE INMATES ARE FIGHTING THAT.  THEY CLAIM THEY'RE ONLY DOING CRIMES AMERICAN CRIMINALS DON'T WANT TO DO.

THAT’S WHAT HE SAID…SCHWARZENEGGER SAID THAT SHIPPING ILLEGAL ALIENS DOWN THERE WILL SAVE ONE BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.  UNTIL MEXICO FIGURES OUT, “HEY, YOU KNOW HOW WE CAN SAVE A BILLION DOLLARS?  SHIP THEM BACK.”

SOME SAD NEWS.  ELIZABETH EDWARDS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE HAS SEPARATED FROM HER HUSBAND. AND OF COURSE, JOHN EDWARDS WAS SHOCKED. HE SAID, "I WAS MARRIED?"

JOHN EDWARDS SAYS HE IS NOW LOOKING FORWARD TO MOVING ON WITH HIS LIFE, MEETING SOMEONE SPECIAL, AND THEN CHEATING ON THEM.

ACCORDING TO A NEW BOOK AND “THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS,” THEY CLAIM THERE IS A SEX TAPE OF JOHN EDWARDS AND HIS MISTRESS, RIELLE HUNTER.  THEY THINK IT’S AUTHENTIC TOO, BECAUSE DURING SEX YOU CAN HEAR JOHN EDWARDS CALLING OUT HIS OWN NAME.  THAT SHOWS YOU IT MUST BE REAL.

APPLE CEO STEVE JOBS UNVEILED THEIR LATEST COOL THING, THE "I-PAD".  HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?  I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF WOMAN’S PRODUCT…BUT IT’S THE I-PAD.  THEY SAY THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE WAY PEOPLE DON'T READ BOOKS.

YOU CAN SURF THE WEB, PLAY GAMES, WATCH MOVIES, LISTEN TO MUSIC, SEND EMAILS AND READ ELECTRONIC BOOKS AND NEWSPAPERS, ALL WHILE STEERING WITH YOUR KNEES.  VERY HANDY WHILE DRIVING.

A WISCONSIN HIGH SCHOOL TRYING TO CURB RISQUÉ MOVES AT SCHOOL DANCES HAS ISSUED OFFICIAL DANCE RULES THAT BAN SEXUAL BENDING, THE TOUCHING OF BREASTS, BUTTOCKS, OR GENITALS.  LEG STRADDLING IS ALSO BANNED.  HERE’S THE WEIRD PART.  IT’S AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL.

SPEAKING OF THAT.  DO YOU KNOW THAT WILLIAM SHATNER LOVES TO DANCE?  I WAS WATCHING HIS TALK SHOW THE OTHER NIGHT.  I HAD NO IDEA…HE LOVES TO DANCE.  HERE’S A CLIP.  TAKE A LOOK.  (DROP-IN: SHATNER (HEAD ON BODY) DANCING IN A LEOTARD)  A LITTLE TOO REAL…

A TENNESSEE WOMAN WHO WAS ARRESTED FOR POSSESSION OF COCAINE INITIALLY TOLD POLICE THAT IT WAS NOT COCAINE, SHE WAS JUST EATING A POWDERED DONUT. THERE'S YOUR FIRST MISTAKE…DON’T TRY TO FOOL THE COPS ABOUT DONUTS.  RIGHT THERE…BIG MISTAKE.

MEN ARE STRANGE…DON’T TRY TO FIGURE…  POLICE IN SEATTLE HAVE ARRESTED A 27 YEAR OLD PEEPING TOM WHO WAS HIDING IN THE CEILING OF A STRIP CLUB SO HE COULD SPY ON THE STRIPPERS. WHY?  YOU’RE ALREADY IN THE CLUB.  ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO BET THE TWO DRINK MINIMUM?  YOU COULD BE SITTING RIGHT THERE…

BRITISH ROCKER PETE DOHERTY IS IN TROUBLE AFTER A BAG OF HEROIN FELL OUT OF HIS POCKET IN COURT… EVEN AMY WINEHOUSE IS SAYING "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU?”

YESTERDAY SINGER SUSAN BOYLE CAME HOME AND FOUND AN INTRUDER IN HER HOUSE.  THAT’S ONE WOMAN YOU DON’T MESS WITH.  DID YOU SEE THIS STORY ON THE NEWS?  TAKE A LOOK.  (DROP-IN: FOOTAGE OF WOMAN HITTING MAN WITH GARBAGE CAN)

I MENTIONED THIS THE OTHER NIGHT.  THE ENGLISH ARE DIFFERENT FROM US.  A HOLIDAY INN IN GREAT BRITAIN IS OFFERING ITS GUESTS HUMAN BED WARMERS.  THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO COME TO YOUR ROOM AND LIE IN YOUR BED TO GET YOUR SHEETS WARM.  IF YOU HAVE A KING SIZE BED, THEY’LL SEND UP A BIG FAT-ASS GUY UP TO YOUR ROOM.

WASHINGTON WIZARDS ALL-STAR GUARD GILBERT ARENAS WILL BE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE NBA SEASON FOR BRANDISHING A GUN IN THE LOCKER ROOM. HE WILL HAVE TO WATCH THE PLAYOFFS AT HOME. JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE WIZARDS

GREG ODEN OF THE NBA PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS HAS APOLOGIZED TO FANS FOR TAKING NUDE PHOTOS OF HIMSELF, WHICH ENDED UP ON THE INTERNET.  YET ANOTHER NBA PLAYER IN TROUBLE FOR WAVING HIS WEAPON AROUND.  WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STOP?

THE WIFE OF PASTOR TED HAGGARD, REMEMBER THE EVANGELIST GUY WHO GOT CAUGHT WITH A MALE PROSTITUTE?  SHE WAS ON THE “TODAY SHOW” THIS MORNING TO ANNOUNCE THAT HER HUSBAND IS COMPLETELY CURED OF BEING GAY.   SHE SAID GAY REHAB WORKED. HE’S CURED NOW.  HE IS NOW THINKING OUTSIDE THE BUN.  THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.

THE NEW ISSUE OF “GLAMOUR” HAS AN ARTICLE ABOUT WHAT MEN ARE THINKING AND IT LISTS THE SEVEN THINGS GUYS THINK ABOUT WHEN THEY SEE A WOMAN NAKED.   THE NUMBER ONE THING THEY THINK ABOUT?  I HOPE THE COMPUTER DOESN’T CRASH.

HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THIS STUPID BACHELOR  SHOW?  I GUESS HE TOOK ALL THE GIRLS CAMPING!  A GUY TAKES A BUNCH OF WOMEN CAMPING, AND THEN ELIMINATES THEM ONE-BY-ONE?  ISN'T THAT CALLED A SERIAL KILLERS?

THIS BACHELOR SAYS THE SAME LINES TO EVERYONE.  TAKE A LOOK.  SHOW A CLIP FROM THE SHOW.  (DROP-IN: BACHELOR SAYING THE SAME LINES TO THE GIRLS…THEN SAYS THE SAME LINE TO JAY)

Scott Brown Preview
 Ten@Ten with Senator-Elect Scott Brown



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