By April MacIntyre Nov 24, 2009, 5:37 GMT
The televised AMAs on ABC were chock full of "moments."
#AMAs ADAM LAMBERT this sounds like the evil villain from strawberry shortcake made a song... ThePurplePieMan theme song. about 24 hours ago from web Marlon Wayans
Lady Gaga channeled Jerry Lee Lewis with her burning piano.
Rihanna found some good use for masking tape. Lots of it.
Green Day still look like they're 19.
But the real eye openers came with Kate Hudson's choice of attire, Adam Lambert's spontaneous kiss and Jermaine Jackson's remarks.
Kate Hudson wore a chainmail minidress, and damn if her chest bones didn't fall out when she leaned into the mic.
Adam Lambert decided to show all those namby pamby AI fans what he was made of, and practically molested a stage full of dancers and screeched a song before grabbing a guy in the rafters in a full-frontal snog. It looked like it might have hurt.
Jermaine Jackson kept popping onstage like a Jack in the Box. Jermaine should be smacked with a shoe for naming his kid "Jermajesty." Really.
His remark "First of all, I would like to thank Allah, for blessing our entire family..." was met with an air sucking silence in a giant room full of Jewish attorneys, managers, publicists and agents. The attending country music people did the side-eye rolls too.
Well, Marlon Wayans of the talented Wayans clan was Twittering at #AMA.
The funniest stream of conscience came from Wayans, who shared his thoughts as the action went down on stage:
#AMAs ADAM LAMBERT this sounds like the evil villain from strawberry shortcake made a song... ThePurplePieMan theme song. about 24 hours ago from web
#AMAs TIMBERLAND look like if I touched him his belly would POP out that jacket like PILSBURY BISCUITS 10:38 PM Nov 22nd from web
#AMAs I love timbo, really I do... but were those pants LYCRA? i'm so confused. 10:34 PM Nov 22nd from web
#AMAs TIMBERLAND's JACKET look like it was in SEAN KINGSTON tight jacket wardrobe closet then the washed it in HOT ass water 10:33 PM Nov 22nd from web
#AMAs I didn't know TIMBERLAND did a track for the cast of NIGHTMARE BEFORE XMAS 10:32 PM Nov 22nd from web. #AMAsTIMBERLAND look like if I touched him his belly would POP out that jacket like PILSBURY BISCUITS 10:31 PM Nov 22nd from web #AMAs Alicia made me catch wood... am I alone? T.M.I.? 10:21 PM Nov 22nd from web. #AMAs who's the pop locking brother with the alien in his chest obscurring my view of Alicia keys butt... MOVE! 10:19 PM Nov 22nd from web
#AMAs IloveMary J. nomatter how classy she dresd she stil look like she can take off her heels and beat you upside the head if she need to. 9:43 PM Nov 22nd from web
#AMAs This is dope but what if that lil room caught on fire? nobody would help cuz it'll look like part of her show... Ha! 9:35 PM Nov 22nd from web
#AMAs love lady gaga but this look like a bunch of albino roaches got high on boric acid and ran around my kitchen 9:32 PM Nov 22nd from web
#AMAs KERRI UNDERWOOD look likes "JESUS TOOK HE WHEEL" and drove her ass to a strip club 9:28 PM Nov 22nd from web
#AMAs that's cool Rihanna is recycling the bandages from the C.B. scrap and making wardrobe from them 9:23 PM Nov 22nd from web #AMAs Rihanna look like a fine ass MUMMY-WHORE 9:17 PM Nov 22nd from web #AMAs the ZACK BROWN BAND look like the HELL's ANGELS quit biking and went shoppin at the GAP 9:13 PM Nov 22nd from web
#AMAs Kate is pretty but she got a chest like me in White Chicks Nov 22nd from web
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