Tonight on Dancing With the Stars it was the ladies' chance to dance, and lo and behold, Ozzy and Sharon's little rocker princess stole the show. She was LOVERLY in her waltz, making Bruno go nuts Italian-style over the surprise performance.
You were AWESOME Kelly!!- Kelly Osbourne -DWTS contender © Bob Charlotte / PR Photos
But first, a PSA for Macy Gray:
Dear Macy,
You have never looked better. Whoever did your hair and makeup should be your best friend(s) for the rest of your career, and life actually. Seriously, it was the most amazing you have ever looked. At the very least buy them Fruit of the Month Club, the deluxe basket 12 month plan.
Love Monsters and Critics
The eight female contestants each performed a full number and part of either a fox-trot or cha-cha relay:
Debi Mazar & Maksim Chermkovskiy: Stiff but promise. Score: 16. "You can work those bazooms like nobody else…but your timing was all over the place," Bruno added.
Melissa Joan Hart & Mark Ballas: Slightly less wooden, has promise. Score: 18. "Are you a little nervous?" Bruno says. Carrie Ann thought Melissa had a "definite elegance" out there, but Len was a hater.
Mya & Dmitry Chaplin: Wowza, gorgeous and can dance. Score: 21. Carrie Ann thought it gorgeous across the board and Bruno goes apopletic over Len's 5 score among two 8s,
Kathy Ireland & Tony Dovolani: Wooden but good posture. Score: 16. "I think you've got the potential to do better," Len said, but Bruno insisted that, "with no sex, [the salsa] doesn't work."
Natalie Coughlin & Alec Mazo: Athletes always have the advantage. Score: 19. Carrie Ann loved it and Bruno called her the "million-dollar mermaid," but he noted that she sometimes would "freeze midperformance." Meanwhile, Len's wah wah's: "The salsa is sexy and steamy, and I can't understand—we've got these gorgeous girls coming out here," he complained. "If they can't knock my socks off with this dance…" "You're getting old," Carrie Ann suggested.
Macy Gray & Jonathan Roberts: She got arms a-moving, and great hair and makeup...false eyelashes are miracle workers at times. Score: 15. Carrie Ann called her awkwardness a "natural genuineness," while Bruno loved her innocence, Len would vote for her.
Joanna Krupa & Derek Hough: Salsa sex train has arrived! The blondes are smokin'!! Score: 24. "At last we've seen a hot, smoking salsa," Len said, sounding relieved. "What a specimen!" marveled Bruno, while Carrie Ann thinks Joanna's going "all the way!"
Kelly Osbourne & Louis van Amstel: The "aww" of the night. She looks fabbie too. Score: 23. Bruno goes cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. "The wild-child rock princess transformed into a vision of grace!" he exclaimed. "It was the best Viennese waltz of the night," Len said simply.
The Tally:
• Joanna & Derek: 34 • Kelly & Louie: 31 • Mya & Dmitry: 31 • Natalie & Alec: 27 • Melissa & Mark: 24 • Debi & Maks: 22 • Kathy & Tony: 20 • Macy & Jonathan: 19
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