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Heidi Montag brings the wood to Miss Universe broadcast VIDEO
By April MacIntyre Aug 24, 2009, 15:47 GMT

08/06/2009 - Heidi Montag -For whatever reason, producers made a deal with the devil known as Speidi and actually booked the blonde to perform on the beauty pageant. © David Gabber / PR Photos
There's an old Persian proverb and saying, "You can't polish a turd."
No truer words were spoken after witnessing the piece of plastic-enhanced wood known as Heidi Montag in last night's Miss Universe broadcast dance and sing.
For whatever reason, producers made a deal with the devil known as Speidi and actually booked the blonde to perform on the beauty pageant.
Montag, wearing an appropriate outfit to not-so-subtly underscore her song, "Body Language," tried to keep up with the dancers,
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