Speidi Jesus camp ends, NBC 'I'm a Celebrity' once again, says goodbye

By April MacIntyre Jun 9, 2009, 6:15 GMT

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag -The Pratts prayed, and shared their tales of woe and poverty. "There was a time I couldn\'t even buy tampons," whined Heidi, who was earlier casting out "the demons" via her mouth. Afterwards she confessed she wanted to hug African orphans and dreamed of being a missionary. My own evil demonic twin stood up and told me to quickly change the channel; "Weeds" was back on Showtime. © Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Pratt are maybe, possibly, hopefully off the NBC bungle in the jungle show, "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here."

NBC honcho Ben Silverman must be doing back flips at the monster ratings this show is getting. This may be their "American Idol," with many more seasons to come.

The Pratts prayed, and shared their tales of woe and poverty. "There was a time I couldn't even buy tampons," whined Heidi, who was earlier casting out "the demons" via her mouth.  Afterwards she confessed she wanted to hug African orphans and dreamed of being a missionary.  My own evil demonic twin stood up and told me to quickly change the channel; "Weeds" was back on Showtime.

So the trumped up medical emergency saw the Speidi side-by-side at the hospital where nothing concrete was confirmed, and had Daniel Baldwin apoplectic over phony Christians and poor Sanjaya eating rancid bull balls.  The last thing I remember was the group huddling to figure out a strategy on managing Janice Dickinson, which is like trying to predict when an earthquake is going to hit.

Spencer even reassured Heidi that "Jesus loves you more than anyone, baby."

Jesus playing favorites was never part of my catechism lessons, but I am almost 100% certain that if he DID come back anytime soon he would tell Pratt to stuff a sock in it.

Lou la Bamba, high priest of the buff and manly physique, gave the "Speidi update" to the cast: "They will not be coming back to camp. They are no longer a part of this competition. They are gone."

Host Myleene Klass (who is she, anyone?) left on this note, "Tune in Wednesday ... and find out how the camp reacted to their new arrival [Holly]. So that's it, Heidi and Spencer have gone for good — or have they? You never know with those two."                                                                                                     

Night 5 - Heidi's Condition (06/08/09) The drama never stops with Heidi and Spencer.