Mexico, tequila and matrimony for Speidi; no good can come of it

Last night MTV aired the infamous Speidi "marriage" episode Hills fans have been salivating for since the news broke wind. Please- Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag -Arrivals - Geffen Playhouse - Westwood, CA. USA © Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos

Please- Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag -Arrivals - Geffen Playhouse - Westwood, CA. USA © Albert L. Ortega / PR PhotosHeidi and Spencer went to Cabo, drank tequila, got squiffy and wound up marrying Mexican-style (not legal here).Meanwhile, Whitney Port is burning rubber for the Big Apple.“Our relationship is always best when it is just you and me,” Pratt told Heidi. “It’s always other people trying to tear us apart whether it’s your former best friends or your sister or your mom or my sister. When it’s not that, it’s work. I feel like I was never going to see you.” Then he threw in some foreshadowing. “I have a feeling this will be the most memorable vacation of your life.”The two Republican gun-loving stars of The Hills are famous for being well known. That's really it.Heidi tried to remember her high school Spanish. “You’re loco en la cabeza. I think you’ve had one too many Patron shots,” she said. Cut to the morning after, the two lounged around the bed where they allegedly did the business the night before as Mr and Mrs. Pratt. “I love saying that. You’re the most amazing wife ever,” Pratt declared.Meanwhile, back at Whitney Port land, Lauren chimed in with her good wishes. “Dude, Diane Von Furstenberg! You’ll have the perfect job and the perfect boyfriend. You’re gonna leave behind everything and have the perfect life.”

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drunkw0rmDec 16th, 2008 - 20:39:59

Hmmm, that's screwed up. Seems like they had watched 'What happens in Vegas...' and decided to try it out. One of the worms must've gotten to her.

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steveDec 16th, 2008 - 20:51:02

These people make me sick. (Un)Reality TV is the worst thing that ever happened to our culture. Even worse than Palin, the Gospel Channel, and Crystal Pepsi... Combined!!!!

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mike huntDec 16th, 2008 - 21:07:34

Friggn' hillbilly's. Either one of these schmucks related to a Spears?

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maddog 20/20Dec 16th, 2008 - 21:10:42

I agree with Steve on all points.No wonder we lag behind the world in education our children when even the parents are hooked on this visual crack.Pure garbage.Worse yet,these people breed.

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The ColonelDec 16th, 2008 - 21:21:21

Like all good Tequila drinkers, I hope they celebrated their nuptuals with a big bucket of my extra cripsy or original recipe. Man that's finger lickin' good!

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