By April MacIntyre Oct 9, 2008, 15:28 GMT
Say what you will about Paris Hilton; she has some comedic instincts. The Hotel heiress and part-time home movie maker has busted out another FunnyorDie.com short film that continues her faux presidential aspirations, and a new interview that lampoons the GOP vice presidential pick, the comely Moose dressing Gov. Sarah Palin.
10/04/2008 - Paris Hilton - Nicky Hilton's 25th Birthday Celebration at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas on October 4, 2008 - Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace Hotel and Casino - Las Vegas, NV, USA © PRN / PR Photos
Hilton has some fashion advice for the hockey mom from Alaska: Show some skin.
Hilton gamely answered some hypothetical presidential questions in the November issue of Harper’s Bazaar. “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself,” the heiress said. “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?”
In the interview, Hilton mused that for her presidential run she will only wear American designers if elected, replace inaugural balls with Rock Band parties and hire a host of celebrities to man key administrative posts.
“I won’t have a cabinet; I will have a closet,” she said. " A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, (her Chihuahua) Tinkerbell.”
In a tip to her previous FunnyOrDie.com video taking "old dude" John McCain to task for lumping her in with Britney Spears and the Obama campaign, the industrious Hilton has cranked out another short clip featuring former “West Wing” president Martin Sheen.
The video has Paris’ “pre-party for the party I’m throwing before the after-party,” the heiress glammed up in a green strapless dress and a diamond necklace to speak with Sheen.
“Sorry to drag you into the kitchen, but I need the advice of one of our greatest fake presidents,” she told the actor.
“Being a fake president is a lot harder today than it was when I was a fake president,” he warned Hilton. “It was the go-go ‘90s –- people invested in a Web site that sold pet food because a puppet told them to do it!”
Paris further redfines political terms, offering advice on “fo-po” (“foreign policy, silly!”) and the economy. “This is the biggest depression since ‘The Notebook,’” she quips. “Maybe lower the inflated interest rates so it’s not impossible for people to pay their mortgage? It’s not as much money for the bank, but it’s better than no money at all –- just ask MC Hammer.”
Sheen was game for the video.
“You're going to make a great fake president,” he said, before the pair were interrupted by Charlie Sheen, n mock surprise.
“I’ll make sure to fake vote for you,” Charlie tosses out before a dip in the hot tub.
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