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Paris Hilton's rebuttal to McCain's campaign slap - VIDEO

By April MacIntyre Aug 6, 2008, 1:07 GMT

07/29/2008 - Paris Hilton - Paris Hilton Footwear Launch at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas on July 29, 2008 - PURE Nightclub at Caesars Palace Hotel and Casino - Las Vegas, NV, USA  © PRN / PR Photos

07/29/2008 - Paris Hilton - Paris Hilton Footwear Launch at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas on July 29, 2008 - PURE Nightclub at Caesars Palace Hotel and Casino - Las Vegas, NV, USA © PRN / PR Photos

Paris Hilton stars in a new spoof Funny or Die.com video that strikes back at John McCain's recent political ad.

Republican presidential candidate John McCain's campaign commercial compared Democratic candidate Barack Obama to the Hilton heiress and Britney Spears.  Hilton's parents, Kathy and Rick, were incensed by the GOP candidate's slap as they had contributed thousands of dollars to McCain's effort.

In the new online video, Hilton addresses her "constituents" while lounging poolside. "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too," she says. "Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot.”

Hilton goes on discuss her solution for the nation's energy crisis and her own vice presidential running mate - Rihanna.

As for her competitors Obama and McCain? Says Hilton: "I'll see you at the debates, bitches."

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For once..........Aug 6th, 2008 - 01:26:10

good for her!

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clearvoiceAug 6th, 2008 - 02:21:14

There no doubt.
Paris is a slut and an air head.
Money can't buy this bitch brains.
Ms airhead number 2 'spears'
Remember that movie, 'dumb and dumber''
Paris and Brittany should sue the producers for copyright infringement.
How did they know they would be so dumb.
And finally, Obama is the biggest asshole out there.
I would actually vote for Paris over him.. Wow I am desperate.
America will wake up. Obama can only feed so much koolaid to the demo-craps before the blow their noses.

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deaner of texasAug 6th, 2008 - 02:32:23

American society has so mutated into an anti-intellectual, uberconsumerist society of self-absorbed, short-sighed morons.
It is a culture that sullies the graceful contours of a young female neck with freakish tatoos and where men equate venereal disease and unwanted pregnancy as proof of sexual prowess.
We are a country of lost souls that seek to emulate outlaw bikers, heroin addicts or prison inmates.
What is counterculture to swill?
It should be no surprise then that mindless drivel like Paris Hilton is now a part of an already hopeless election process.
I am so ashamed of this country.

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RobertAug 6th, 2008 - 02:35:07

You cannot 'jokingly' run for office in the U.S... many celebrities have tried to do this, some for fun and some to poke fun, but all have been rebuffed, fined and even jailed for attempting to do so. Declaring one's candidacy is serious business, and is not something to be taken lightly or toyed with. Otherwise every half-wit charlatan would be 'running for office' at some point, and voters would not be able to determine the false candidates from the legitimate ones. She likely will be slapped a fine if she continues along with this charade without filing the necessary federal paperwork to offically declare her candidacy.

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RobertAug 6th, 2008 - 02:59:04

'We are a country of lost souls that seek to emulate outlaw bikers, heroin addicts or prison inmates. ' And don't forget about prime-time game shows that now reward us for betraying and humiliating our loved ones on national TV. 'Climbing for dollars' coming soon. The Romans and their empire collapsed under the weight of their own gluttony, and America appears headed down that same path. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it, but Americans aren't much for learning these days as they're more interested in ther shiny plastic cars and emulating these corporate-fed 'personalities'.

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Dan RainsAug 6th, 2008 - 03:02:45

These comments are hilarious. Anyone who would take Paris Hilton's ad seriously is a complete buffoon. Hello, it's called 'satire' - look it up in the dictionary. The sad thing is, John McCain, who is a real candidate for President, has put out several ads satirizing Barack Obama. I expect my candidate to tell me what he intends to do about America's problems, not just spend campaign money on knocking the other guy. But wait, I think I already know what John McCain will do... in fact, he promised it: he will continue the grand tradition of murder perpertrated by the Republican Party under George W. Bush, who, as everyone remembers, ordered the killing of 100,000 Iraqis and 4,100 American soldiers. Nothing Paris Hilton says or does will stoop that low, even if she is, as everyone here wants to believe, a ho.

And I don't care what anyone says, she is hot!

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CoreyAug 6th, 2008 - 04:00:31

Honestly, I actually wish that this wasn't a joke. If it weren't for politicians who all thought they knew more than everybody else, the American foreign and energy policy wouldn't be such a mess right now. At least Paris Hilton would probably admit she didn't know all that much and ask the smart guys in their respective fields what they would do.

Better yet, speaking of foreign policy, I bet most world leaders would be fighting each other just to be friends with her anyways.

Funny, but again, I'm really disappointed that she can't really run...

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johnathanAug 6th, 2008 - 04:19:22

It may be satire but with an average 8th grade reading level, most Americans do not know or understand the concept of what satire is. Laws must be crafted for buffoons to govern a nation of them, which is why such laws exist now.

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maxAug 6th, 2008 - 05:29:16

if McCain keeps being childish and keeps treating the american citizens like idiots by running stupid ads then democrats have nothing to worry about. now, the whole world will see what McCain will have to do in the next few days:
As questions are asked for McCain's response to Hilton's ad, he will have to engage in a dialogue with Paris Hilton. hahahahahha, he brought this on himself. He can either praise her for her comments, something his camp has already done:
McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds emails: “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.” -Drudge Report

or they will have to keep insisting that she is 'just' a celebrity and her opinion is worthless.

In either case, they are engaging in a dialogue with her. Anyways, McCain has already been in a few movies (Wedding Crashers) and Tv show (24), so anyone who is into this stuff knows who the bigger celebrity is in reality.

This election is over, as long as McCain keeps acting childish by putting out ads as if he was running for a 5th grade class president. Obama '08, finally i can stop worrying about this election.

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BeckAug 6th, 2008 - 14:15:37

Who would be so stupid to not realize Paris is just using satire to retort to McCain's lame campaign comparing Obama to Paris and Britney? Personally, I think it was pretty clever - much more so than McCain's worthless ad. I have grave doubts about a candidate who would stoop to this level.

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Wow..........Aug 6th, 2008 - 16:44:02

didn't know Paris had it in her to be that good at speaking a part - I'm impressed - very clever idea!

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:(Aug 11th, 2008 - 15:43:00

We've got McCain to blame for bringing this bimbo back in the spotlight!

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