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Hornswoggled! Vince McMahon's Illegitimate Son Named
By Stone Martindale Sep 11, 2007, 20:07 GMT

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Five weeks after the WWE Chairman Vince McMahon was served with a paternity suit for an illegitimate child he allegedly sired, it was announced on last night’s Monday Night RAW 9/8pm CT on USA Network that Hornswoggle was the missing member of the McMahon family.

During last night’s show, Mr. McMahon’s moment of discovery was accompanied by a scowl of disbelief as Hornswoggle scrambled from under the ring and across the mat to cling tightly to his newfound father’s leg.

The latest addition to the McMahon family marks the culmination of weeks of speculation in which the lawyer for the woman who brought the paternity suit against the Chairman dropped the clue last week that, “things are looking up.”
The lawyer then dropped additional clues one by one on last night’s show to finally reveal the Lil’ Bastard, as he had been appropriately known.
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ChaquoriaSep 28th, 2007 - 13:17:10
that's yo so mr.mcmahon.that's ashamed. I no you felt pretty stupid. LOL ha ha ha ha
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