Jimmy Fallon, Betty White Interviews on Leno VIDEOS
Tonight: NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” host Jimmy Fallon tells Jay that he has been reading lots of books to his young daughter. Later, Fallon thanks Jay for all his support in his well-known “Thank you” note style.
Jay surprises Betty White with an old clip from her show “Life with Elizabeth,” which she earned her first Emmy nomination for in 1951. Later, White gives her take on all the “Tonight Show” hosts and shares a funny story about having drinks with Johnny Carson.
Bonnie Raitt performs.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 03, 2014
DID YOU ALL SEE THAT GAME YESTERDAY? WAS THAT LIKE THE WORST SUPER BOWL EVER? IT WAS 43 TO 8! THE PUPPY BOWL WAS MORE COMPETITIVE THAN THAT!
A LOT OF BRONCO FANS WERE SICK OVER THIS. IN FACT, IN DENVER, FANS WENT FROM SMOKING RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA TO SMOKING MEDICAL MARIJUANA.
THEY COULDN’T MOVE THE BALL! THE LAST TIME I SAW A BRONCO GOING THAT SLOW, OJ WAS DRIVING IT THROUGH L.A. THAT’S HOW SLOW.
POOR PEYTON MANNING…I LIKE PEYTON MANNING. I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM. HE DID NOT HAVE A GOOD DAY. BY THE END OF THE FIRST QUARTER PEOPLE IN OMAHA WERE SAYING, “STOP USING OUR NAME! KEEP US OUT OF THIS.”
POLICE IN NEW YORK ALSO BUSTED A HIGH-END DRUG AND PROSTITUTION RING THAT WAS DELIVERING GIRLS AND COCAINE TO SUPER BOWL PARTIES. THEY WERE DELIVERED TOGETHER AS A “PARTY PACK.” I KNOW THAT’S ILLEGAL, BUT YOU’VE GOT TO ADMIT IT SURE BEATS THE HELL OUT OF THAT PIZZA HUT COMBO WITH THE WINGS AND THE MEDIUM SIZE DRINK. IT’S BETTER THAN THAT.
WHILE HE WAS AT THE GAME GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE WAS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS; TURNS OUT HE BLOCKED THREE LINES AT THE CONCESSION STAND. …PEOPLE HONKING…GET OUT OF THE WAY…
FOLKS, IT HAPPENED AGAIN, FEDERAL OFFICIALS ARE NOW INVESTIGATING AFTER MORE THAN 170 PASSENGERS AND CREW MEMBERS BECAME SICK ABOARD A PRINCESS CRUISE SHIP. THE LAST TIME IT WAS ROYAL CARIBBEAN, NOW IT’S PRINCESS CRUISE SHIPS. REMEMBER THE OLD DAYS WHEN THE WORST THING ABOUT A CRUISE SHIP WAS KATHIE LEE GIFFORD SINGING? REMEMBER THOSE DAYS? WHY CAN’T WE GO BACK TO THAT SIMPLER TIME?
JIMMY FALLON IS HERE TONIGHT! HERE’S NOT HERE TO TALK, HE’S HELPING ME PACK.