Sandra Bullock, Blake Shelton Interviews on Leno VIDEOS

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Sandra Bullock, Blake Shelton Interviews on Leno VIDEOS

Tonight: Jay shows a video montage of the many different hairstyles Sandra Bullock has donned over the years on “The Tonight Show”.

Later, Bullock and Jay say goodbye to each other and trade kind words for one another.

NBC’s “The Voice” coach Blake Shelton also says goodbye to Jay and brings out a parting gift for Jay.

Vintage Trouble performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 05, 2014

THE GAMES HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED YET AND ALREADY THERE ARE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE HORRIBLE ACCOMMODATIONS AT THE SOCHI OLYMPIC VILLAGE: TOILETS DON’T FLUSH, THE FAUCETS SPEW DISCOLORED WATER… THEY SAY IT’S LIKE BEING ON A ROYAL CARIBBEAN CRUISE.

I MENTIONED THIS LAST NIGHT; BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY IN IDAHO HAS RELEASED A VIDEO DECLARING A “WAR ON MASTURBATION.” THEY WANT THE STUDENTS TO STOP MASTURBATING. CRITICS SAY THE SCHOOL IS CLEARLY OUT OF TOUCH WITH STUDENTS WHO ARE IN TOUCH WITH THEMSELVES. THAT’S THE PROBLEM.

THEY DON’T WANT STUDENTS MASTURBATING… THE ONE SKILL YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE AFTER COLLEGE AND THEY WANT TO TAKE THAT AWAY. THE ONE SKILL…

WARREN BUFFET IS NOW OFFERING $1 BILLION TO ANYONE WHO CAN FILL OUT A PERFECT BRACKET FOR THE NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT. IT’S NOT A MILLION…A BILLION DOLLARS! THE ODDS OF WINNING ARE 9 QUINTILLION TO 1—JUST SLIGHTLY LESS THAN THE ODDS OF THE LAKERS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS. JUST ABOUT THE SAME.

PHOTOS ARE POPPING UP ONLINE OF JUSTIN BIEBER LICKING A STRIPPER’S BREASTS. WELL IN JUSTIN’S DEFENSE, HE DID JUST STOP BREASTFEEDING. IT’S NOT THAT LONG AGO.