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Charlie Sheen shame attack on 'Duck Dynasty's' Phil Robertson

By April Neale Dec 22, 2013, 9:37 GMT

Charlie Sheen shame attack on 'Duck Dynasty's' Phil Robertson

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The ever even keeled and totally reasonable actor Charlie Sheen has offered some unasked for advice to A&E reality star and "Duck Dynasty" patriarch, Phil Robertson.

Sheen offered a screed to Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people, some of whom are allegedly friends with Sheen.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter, ostensibly to speak up for his "gay friends" whose voices are not as powerful.

From Sheen's Twitter (SIC)

Phil Robertson!

you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine, who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.

well news flash shower-dodger, I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them. so, just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down. (I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are abhorrently and mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job outside of dirt-clod stacking is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head. perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the army of scabies and bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you. you're the only surviving brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets kick you out of their hovel, you need to make serious amends to those you have radically offended.

on the eight day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo, I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and locate the nearest Andy Gump.

repulsed by you; c sheen hash tag; Duck; that was me. Read more:


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