Michael Douglas stopped by last night's Tonight Show on NBC and spoke about the current status of his relationship with his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones and his son's acting aspirations.Later in the show the actor shared an update on his health and reflected on his Emmy speech featuring Matt Damon.
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Michael Douglas explains the current status of his relationship with his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones and also talks about his son’s acting aspirations.
Later, Douglas shares what it was like receiving the key to the city of Las Vegas for his upcoming film “Last Vegas”...
Larry the Cable Guy talks about turning 50-years-old and visiting his doctor for a male checkup.
Thomas Rhett performs.
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JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2013
KIND OF A ROUGH DAY TODAY; A FRIEND OF MINE WAS GIVEN SIX MONTHS BY HIS DOCTOR. NOT TO LIVE, TO SIGN UP FOR OBAMACARE.
THE PRESIDENT WAS VERY BLUNT THIS AFTERNOON. HE SAID "THERE'S NO SUGAR-COATING THE PROBLEMS WITH THE HEALTHCARE WEBSITE.” SEE, THAT'S A MISTAKE, WE’RE AMERICANS, WE LOVE SUGAR-COATING. IF YOU SUGAR COAT SOMETHING, AMERICANS WILL BUY IT. THE MORE SUGAR THE BETTER. IN FACT, SUGAR IS THE REASON WE HAVE OBAMACARE IN THE FIRST PLACE…
HERE’S A GREAT STORY; THE NEW YORK POST SAYS THAT ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WANTS TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION SO HE CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT. I THINK THAT’S WHAT HE SAID, THAT HE WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT…EITHER THAT OR HE SAID, “I’D LIKE TO BRUSH WITH PEPSODENT.” IT WAS ONE OF THOSE.
IF YOU THINK OBAMACARE IS CONTROVERSIAL, WAIT UNTIL WE HAVE ARNOLDCARE. WHAT WILL ARNOLDCARE BE LIKE? HEALTH COVERAGE FOR ALL PREGNANT HOUSE KEEPERS? WHO’S GOING TO GO FOR THAT?
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? BOY, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. THE L.A. DODGERS ARE OFFERING CLAYTON KERSHAW A $300 MILLION CONTRACT. IMAGINE HOW MUCH MORE HE'D GET IF HE COULD BEAT THE CARDINALS? HOW MUCH MORE WOULD THAT BE?
THE MAYOR OF MONTEBELLO, CALIFORNIA, A WOMAN NAMED CHRISTINA CORTEZ TOLD THE L.A. TIMES SHE WAS SHOCKED TO LEARN THAT HER HUSBAND WAS ARRESTED FOR RUNNING A METH LAB. SHE SAID SHE HAD NO CLUE—EVERY HOUSE HAS 6000 PACKETS OF SUDAFED, DON’T THEY? OF COURSE! FLU SEASON IS COMING.
DID YOU SEE THIS STORY? TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM NOSY PEOPLE MOVING INTO HIS NEIGHBORHOOD UP IN PALO ALTO, FACEBOOK'S MARK ZUCKERBERG SPENT $30 MILLION BUYING ALL THE HOUSES AROUND HIM. I GUESS HE’S AFRAID OF STRANGERS. THEY MIGHT STEAL THE MOST INTIMATE DETAILS OF HIS PRIVATE LIFE AND THEN SELL THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. WOULDN’T WANT TO HAVE THAT…
I GUESS YOU HEARD THAT STORY, THAT BRUCE JENNER AND KRIS JENNER HAVE BROKEN UP. IN FACT, NOW THAT BRUCE IS SINGLE HE’S GETTING HIS OWN REALITY SHOW CALLED, “HERE COMES HONEY BRUCE BRUCE.”
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