Sharon Osbourne's weighty breasts
Apr 19, 2010, 16:33 GMT
Sharon Osbourne is having her breast implants removed - and turned into paper weights.
The TV star is sick of her massive 34DD chest and is having her fake breasts taken out and turned into the unusual office ornaments so husband Ozzy can't still get his hands on them.
Discussing rumours she was planning to have them removed, Sharon revealed in an interview with the 'Today Show' on Monday (19.04.10): "It's true. They're better on his desk than on my chest. They're awful!"
Sharon is due to have the operation in July and once the procedure is complete she will be two cup sizes smaller.
Earlier this year, the 57-year-old star confessed she doesn't like the look of her breasts and wishes she had never had her final boob-boosting operation.
Sharon - who has spent over £300,000 on cosmetic surgery - said: "I wish I'd never had my breasts done the last time. They've put these bloody great bags in that are too f***ing round - it's like a waterbed on your chest.
"I hate my t*ts. I want to have the bags taken out."