Taylor Swift took on her "douche-bag" ex-boyfriends on "Saturday Night Live" this Saturday (07.11.09).
09/13/2009 - Taylor Swift. She sang: "I like writing songs about douche-bags who cheat on me / But I'm not going to say that in my monologue / I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go out in public / But I'm not going to say that in my monologue." © Janet Mayer / PR Photos
Swift performed a quirky song about getting revenge on her former beaus and her love for her current boyfriend, actor Taylor Lautner.
She sang: "I like writing songs about douche-bags who cheat on me / But I'm not going to say that in my monologue / I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go out in public / But I'm not going to say that in my monologue."
Swift, 19, and Disney singer-and-actor Joe Jonas, 20, ended their relationship last November.
She used her appearance on the popular weekend show to brag to her ex-boyfriend about her growing success. "You might think I'd bring up Joe Jonas, that guy who broke up with me on the phone / But I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue."
NBC fired over the full set of highlights from last night’s all-new Saturday Night Live with Taylor Swift, including her “ Monologue Song,” driving PSA and appearance as Kate Gosselin with the ladies of "The View."
Taylor Swift Monologue [3:59]
Fox News Election Open
SNL Digital Short: Firelight [2:15] Two worlds collide in this Twilight parody.
Driving PSA [2:43]
Really with Seth and Amy [2:15]
Update: Sarah McLachlan [1:55]
Hollywood Dish [4:25]
Penelope Wedding [4:22]
Nicholas Fehn [2:38]
Carter ‘N Sons BBQ [1:30]
Bunny Business [3:06]
Roomies [4:09]
The 19-year-old songstress has been dating 'Twilight' actor Taylor Lautner over the past few months.
Although they have not been together long, Taylor used the opportunity to declare her love for the Twilight star.
She mouthed, 'Hi Taylor', before blowing a kiss and winking at the camera and singing: "And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight' / I'm not gonna comment on that in my monologue."
The teenager also used the evening to speak about Kanye West's behavior at the MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) in August.
Both artists are repped by WME co-CEO Dave Wirtschafter.
Kanye interrupted her acceptance speech for Best Female Video and told the audience he thought Beyonce Knowles should have been recognized for her efforts instead.
Taylor noted: "You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue / But there's nothing more to say / 'cause everything's okay / I've got security lining the stage."
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