Tracy Morgan is not a shy one.
Tracy Morgan - Morgan is out currently promoting his new memoir, I Am the New Black, where he describes a Dickensian Gotham childhood filled with poverty, drugs and violence© Bob Charlotte / PR Photos
Interviewed
Morgan is out currently promoting his new memoir, I Am the New Black, where he describes a Dickensian Gotham childhood filled with poverty, drugs and violence.
"When you grow up black in Brooklyn, in the ghetto, you see a lot of sh*t fast," says Morgan.
Murders, drug deals and beatings were not uncommon. Or early sexual experience.
When asked to verify past remarks about his "first time" being at age eight, Morgan confirmed it to Playboy.
Morgan shared the first time: "I didn’t know what I was doing. I didn’t say I was effective. I didn’t knock the bottom out of the p*ssy or nothing. She was 14, babysitting me and my brother. She was in the tub, and she told us, 'Come do it to me.' So we did it to her. I didn’t start getting busy for real until around 15, maybe less than that. There was one time when I was maybe 19 years old, I was selling crack, and I gave this girl five or six cracks for some p*ssy. She had a fat *ss, I mean a f**king bubble-butt Kim Kardashian to the third power *ss. But she looked like a mule had kicked in her face, so I made her put a brown paper bag over her head. I cut out holes for the eyes and a smile and put a cigarette in the mouth hole. It was like f**king the Unknown Comic."
Playboy pressed the sex questions, asking him if his stand up predilection to mention anal sex was comedy, or reality. Morgan did not hesitate in his reply. "I like f**king *ss! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The *ss is a delicacy, g*ddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam f**ked Eve in the *ss. In the Garden of Eden he tore her *ss up, and she was screaming like a m******ker."
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