Oksana Grigorieva kisses and tells on Mel

OksaniAug 14th, 2009 - 05:28:00

I em Oksani. Here is an abbreviated summary about me.

I get married to non-famous men so i could eat and not work. Then i try to hustle famous men who do not wish to marry wit me, but my solution for this, is to get pregnant quickly (like ASфP!). At least then they will owe me something. Wit me so far? In addition I feel if THEY are famous then I am entitled to be famous too.

But so far it didn't work so good (basterd!).

So for my new approach I tried to sell my trade to a rich married Swedish heir wit young children (Swedes LOVE music). To hasten my destiny, i even called the tabloids and they took picture of us. But that didn't work out either (basterd!).

i personally prefer socialising to work. but to each his own.

Most recently I take clothes off for famous desperate, drunken, anti-Semitic guy, wit church on his land... that smarter, more independent womens with more pride than me (who care about stuff like that, pffft...) don't sleep wit. Which it seems is almost everybody... but i try not to think on the negatives.

I never did get these uppity girls wit scruples (I must look dat word up). My philosophy is don't question details too much if the person is famous.

Anyway... again I do pregnancy trick and make music video with him as he is not thinking too clearly- and I am certain no one will suspect i really do not excel at music enough for fame, or i'd have a job doing arrangements at music publisher, or booking small clubs, or have a gig somewhere like that Siberian girl wit same name as me...

So what was my result? Well people who know me good tell me my artistry in videos is superb. But I don't get the comments from those who know me less well about the incessant wailings of their dachshunds. Or about their 16 year old siblinks who sing and write music in such a way that their dachshunds remain silent... and that even peoples who are not close friends or parents also like to listen to them. Which they seem to think is better... but i try not to think on the negatives.

Oh and what is wrong wit special surgeries I got in Romania?

And who IS Octomom?


Oksani
8/13/2009 5:49:40 PM

I em Oksani. Here is an abbreviated summary about me.

I get married to non-famous men so i could eat and not work. Then i try to hustle famous men who do not wish to marry wit me, but my solution for this, is to get pregnant quickly (like ASфP!). At least then they will owe me something. Wit me so far? In addition I feel if THEY are famous then I am entitled to be famous too.

But so far it didn't work so good (basterd!).

So for my new approach I tried to sell my trade to a rich married Swedish heir wit young children (Swedes LOVE music). To hasten my destiny, i even called the tabloids and they took picture of us. But that didn't work out either (basterd!).

i personally prefer socialising to work. but to each his own.

Most recently I take clothes off for famous desperate, drunken, anti-Semitic guy, wit church on his land... that smarter, more independent womens with more pride than me (who care about stuff like that, pffft...) don't sleep wit. Which it seems is almost everybody... but i try not to think on the negatives.

I never did get these uppity girls wit scruples (I must look dat word up). My philosophy is don't question details too much if the person is famous.

Anyway... again I do pregnancy trick and make music video with him as he is not thinking too clearly- and I am certain no one will suspect i really do not excel at music enough for fame, or i'd have a job doing arrangements at music publisher, or booking small clubs, or have a gig somewhere like that Siberian girl wit same name as me...

So what was my result? Well people who know me good tell me my artistry in videos is superb. But I don't get the comments from those who know me less well about the incessant wailings of their dachshunds. Or about their 16 year old siblinks who sing and write music in such a way that their dachshunds remain silent... and that even peoples who are not close friends or parents also like to listen to them. Which they seem to think is better... but i try not to think on the negatives.

Oh and what is wrong wit special surgeries I got in Romania?

And who IS Octomom?

Anyway if this don't work out to make me truly loved, important person, and at long last... wife of famous man, i will try exceptionally hard to make desperate, drunken, anti-Semitic guy, wit church on his land, pay me exceptionally well for my time. What's he going to do? Throw daggers at me? Set my piano on fire whilst I am playing it? Make me look like monkey's ass in a video? Drive around drunk in car wit the kid, explaining loudly about Jewish history?

Hет! It's Win/Win!

Oink! Oink!

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