Heidi Montag's naked ambitions

By April MacIntyre Aug 14, 2009, 1:30 GMT

The pious yet ambitious blonde discusses Lauren Conrad’s sex tape scandal (fueled by her boyfriend), the sex life of Speidi and dishes even more TMI information to the men\'s magazine,

The NBC summer reality show "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here" was highlighted by the on-again, off-again appearances of "Hills" alumni Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

There are two camps: "Love them", and "Hate them."

Playboy did an artsy semi-nude layout with the simple Colorado girl who counts herself a Republican conservative who loves Jesus very much.

The pious yet ambitious blonde discusses Lauren Conrad’s sex tape scandal (fueled by her boyfriend), the sex life of Speidi and dishes even more TMI information to the men's magazine.

Jesus must really love Heidi Montag back.

Montag emerged from the Costa Rican jungle in I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! to land once again in MTV's cash cow drama-filled season of "The Hills," and appears on the cover and inside Playboy’s September issue (on newsstands and online  here Friday, August 14) with additional photos on the magazine’s website here. 

Celebrity photographer Matthew Rolston photographed the smallscreen star for the cover and sexy six page pictorial.

Spencer Pratt, who scared people with his behavior on the NBC show, interviews his alleged wife.

Some highlights, courtesy of Playboy:

On her sex life with Spencer: “I was never very sexual before I met Spencer…Before [Spencer], sex was just something that happened.  Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day….I feel as if I’m just beginning to know my body with [Spencer].  [He’s] waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways – indoors, outdoors, upside down.”

On other women: “If they aren’t hating on you, then you’re not doing anything right.  If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re a nerd, and I would never want to be that.”

On season six of The Hills: “The millions of people waiting for season six of The Hills love us.  And it’s not about Lauren Conrad, because she’s not even on the show this season.  Which is fine with me.”

On her plastic surgery: “When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.”

On plastic surgery in the future: “I plan to get a few more upgrades…I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups.  I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest.  I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer]….Let’s do [another Playboy photo shoot] again when I get the upgrades.”

And Spencer piped in too:

On Lauren Conrad’s sex tape: “I was lying about being apologetic [about spreading sex tape rumors], and I hate lying…Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true.  Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape.  The tape exists!”

On privacy: “Privacy doesn’t exist, which is why I love my life…if you’re reading this, try [calling] us at  323-767-8139 .”

On his sex life with Heidi: “Life with [Heidi] is like 24/7 porn but without the obnoxious charges…I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as [Heidi is].”

On Heidi’s Playboy photo shoot: “I am so beyond excited knowing my wife is [posing in Playboy]… [At the photo shoot] I got the biggest case of blue balls in history.  I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change so I could enjoy [Heidi] all to myself.”

On I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!: “The worst part for me was that hooking up was a physical impossibility…and I wasn’t about to do it on TV because they’d have to pay us a lot more to show that.”

On his phone situation: “I have one…two, three, four – four  [phones] with me today.  The Nokia N95 is for video content, the BlackBerry is best for e-mails because they get pushed the fastest.  The iPhone is for my blogging and to tap TMZ, Perez Hilton or Us Weekly, and the Sidekick is for my Twitter army – 400,000 and growing.”