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Suri Cruise's Scientology play group
Jun 2, 2009, 4:00 GMT
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A source close to the Clintons and Obamas report that Thursday and Suri have similar letters and that there is a 'well financed' initiative to change the calendar -- after all, said someone who heard from his cousin that Cruise or someone like Cruise said -- 'The calendar is old. We gotta have it Suri-esque.'
Another 'highly placed source' suggests that there is a movement by the 'Suri crowd' to repaint the Vatican in a more 'sublet shade of mauve.' This reporter is agast at the very thought and asks all bloggers to immediately make it known before it goes too far. Beward and be afraid.
Clarification: 'sublet shade of mauve' refers to the attempt by Suri and her tight-knit group of 3 and 4 year olds to silence those who promote spectrum analysis. A government official was reported to have been heard in closed chambers to demand a congressional hearing and get to the bottom of the Suri / Cruise and DelMonico Steak Crowd.
How sad that Suri isn't allowed to slum with the wog children in her class. I guess Tom and Katie do not want their daughter to become a Potential Trouble Source by being exposed to degraded beings more than is necessary to keep up appearances.
All she is ever being exposed to is Scientology, never the outside world, sheltered from reality and the chance to be exposed to something new.
Want to know how she'll most likely end up? Google Ex-Scientology Kids. This is a website run by ex-members of the Church of Scientology who grew up in the cult, including the Chairman of the Board (David Miscavige)'s own niece Jenna Miscavige Hill.
right! ang pigs flew. i wouldnt believe this article even if it was shoved down my throat.
Tom and Katie should be arrested for child abuse!
I don't pretend to know the facts about celebrity's lives, but after a brush with it in my youth, I do know about the 'church' of , and what I know isn't pretty. So with a bubble informing her view of the world, what's in store careerwise for little miss Cruise? She might act, but if she doesn't follow in her parent's footsteps, there's always a career in the 'church'. Suri's too high up in the celebutard pecking order to end up like Ann Archer's hapless son Tommy Davis, a screeching, angry apologist mouthpiece for the cult. She certainly won't join the Sea Org (that's way too much work), but now that I come to think of it, the statcrashing has been so severe of late, there probably won't be much of the cult left by the time she turns 20, so she just might have a life after all.
Oh, and Mollie honey, take your meds.
Question to the M&C crew. Why can't I spell Scientology with a dollar substituted for the S as is my custom? Let's see if the dollar sign even works . . . $
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