Apr 24, 2009, 11:05 GMT
Denise Richards wants fans to squeeze her "honkers".
The crazy eyes are working - Denise Richards - The 'Wild Things' actress, famed for her curvy figure, poked fun at her breasts in a spoof video, telling fans they can now purchase their own set of "fun bags". © Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos
The 'Wild Things' actress, famed for her curvy figure, poked fun at her breasts in a spoof video, telling fans they can now purchase their own set of "fun bags".
Talking to the camera with her breasts prominently featured in every shot, while surrounded by multicoloured paper bags full of treats, Denise tells viewers: "It's no secret what I'm most famous for, mention my name and everyone will say my fun bags. It's true, they all love my fun bags. And now I'm proud to say you can get your own hands on Denise Richards' fun bags! "I've been showing off my fun bags at parties for years and now they can be yours to enjoy. Rest assured, when you get your hands on my fun bags, you'll be impressed. And yes, they're 100 per cent real - no fake stuff here."
She then brings out two squeezable horns and a party blower as special gifts for the first 50 purchasers of her in-demand fun bags.
She adds in the clip posted on comedy website funnyordie.com: "If you order now I'm going to include my honkers and my signature hooha. So you can squeeze my hooters and put your lips on my hooha and let the party begin.
"Don't wait any longer, my fun bags are here, waiting for you!"
Denise is not the first celebrity to use the website to poke fun at herself.
Following her split from DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan featured in a spoof dating clip, where she told viewers she is desperate to settle down.
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JustinApr 24th, 2009 - 14:28:47
This bit** will do anything to keep her no-talent self in the spotlight!
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