Kylie Minogue's busy love life

John Andrew Lamis ColquhounFeb 15th, 2009 - 21:05:42

Subject: Contingency Update on Kylie Minogue and her possible future husband. 'Awareness is the catalyst of promotion.'

Dear Lord Mayor of City of London

Bcc: Lord Carter C.B.E. and The Rt Hon Lord Malloch-Brown K.C.M.G.

Bcc: Mr Paparazzi

'Dear House of Lords Appointment Commission


Thank you for your reply.

After more thought and exploration in soul and the world we live in.

I have decided that Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. is the most eligible to be my wife.

My soul overrides my fear and necessity to avoid stress.

'As heterosexual men, it is the proportion of a woman's body that attracts our attention.

But it is there personality that determines whether we decide to pursue them or not.

and whether it's worth the stress......'

Please add this email to my additions.'

as sent to House of Lords Appointment Commission


My Documentary Photo Shoot on Paparazzi
'Why do you keep running away, is there something I've done wrong? I only want a photo of a Paparazzi. I thought of all people Paparazzi would understand....'
Ode




Thanks and Regards

John Colquhoun

Sent: Wednesday, February 11, 2009 2:25 PM
Subject: Contingency Update on Kylie Minogue and her possible future husband. 'Awareness is the catalyst of promotion.'

Dear Editor

He was at PURE LONDON Feb 09 at Olympia.
The Eligibility of Kylie Minogue for Marriage and Motherhood


Regards


John



Sent: Monday, February 09, 2009 5:08 PM



Dear Editors
After visiting Pure London at Olympia, I handed in a copy of my acknowledgement to:

Bond Street:
D & G, Dolce & Gabbana, Armani, Burberry, Ralph Laruen, Bentley and Skinner & etc.

London College of Fashion, Bafta, Equity, Capital Radio & etc.

Listed was, I consider Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. as most eligible to be lady, if successful.
I am being considered for nomination for appointment for the House of Lords.
Gentleman considered House of Lords Nominee lists Ms Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. as most eligible.
Regards
John Colquhoun


Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2009 10:18 PM

Subject: Fw: 'Awareness is the catalyst of promotion.' The Eligibility of Kylie Minogue for Marriage and Motherhood from a skint Knight's Nephew as the lesser of two nerdisms.

Publish this story, now is not the time to adopt the loser attitude.....

I have nothing against Andres Velencoso Segura as I have not met Kylie Minogue.

The main issue is, what is a former cancer patient doing dating a smoker?

read the whole email.......

Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2009 9:54 PM
Subject: 'Awareness is the catalyst of promotion.' The Eligibility of Kylie Minogue for Marriage and Motherhood from a skint Knight's Nephew as lesser of two nerdisms.


I have contacted the following by email and letter that I consider Kylie Minogue most eligible for marriage:

Hello Magazine, The Daily Mail, The Sun, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, The House of Lords Appoinement Comission, You Magzine, Adalade Now, Australia Newspaper, Melbourne City Council, the prime minister of Austrailia, Bangbiz, Breast Cancer Reseacrh UK, EMI, Terry Blamey Management, Primary Talent International and etc.

'I will still consider Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. most eligible until we meet regardless of whatever 'over-glorified dandy gangster roleplayer' she dates.

People make mistakes, not meeting her would be the biggest mistake I could have been made '
John Colquhoun

disclaimer: Artistic License


'Regarding Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E.

I haven't conceded, I've bailed out. My mental and physical health are more important than winning.

I want to earn a wife, not a trophy.'


Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:17 PM
Subject: Fw: Civil Code of Conduct of the Divinity of Soul within the limits of Coolism..............amendment?

Divinity is energy of soul

Information Technology is energy of electricity

Soul is/has meaning

Electricity is/has definition


Sent: Monday, February 02, 2009 10:08 PM
Subject: Fw: Civil Code of Conduct of the Divinity of Soul within the limits of Coolism..............

My Ode to a woman who happens to be rich and famous.
Current mood: validated
Category: Romance and Relationships

Warning, high volume and poor recording.
As with soulmates, what you get is not always perfect.
Although it works..........



Subject: Fw: The Eligibility of Kylie Minogue for Marriage and Motherhood from a Knight's Nephew

I have sent an email to the Australian Government and also Melbourne Council........

Code of Conduct decrees I must ode who I consider most eligible until we find our soul mate.

I have MADE my discussion...........

Civil Code of Conduct of the Divinity of Soul within the limits of Coolism..............


Subject: The Eligibility of Kylie Minogue for Marriage and Motherhood from a Knight's Nephew

Dear Australia

Ode

Please read whole email.......

Subject: The Eligibility of Kylie Minogue for Marriage and Motherhood

Dear You Magazine

Cc: Wimbledon Guardian Newspaper

The Eligibility of Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. for Marriage and Motherhood from a Knight's Nephew who is being considered for nomination for the House of Lords of United Kingdom.


My ODE to my indirect hero......


John


Sent: Friday, January 30, 2009 7:54 AM
Subject: The Eligibility of Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. for Marriage and Motherhood from a Knight's Nephew who is certified by London College of Fashion and being

Dear Tous

My Dad said to me years ago,

'When it's time it will happen, and their is nothing you can do about it.'

It's true, the soul takes charge and mind & body becomes the vehicle..............


United Nations Human Rights


My theory on:

28 Sep 2008 14:51
Divinity of Soulmates 2:22pm

Although they had not met each other he knew and she knew.

Once they had met they proclaimed their love and for each other and were married for more than 70 years.

Their souls have been married since the dawn of creation.

Only once the second soul is born on Earth do they seek each other.

At 45:43pm on 72th of Decober 3135BC time was discovered not to be linear in Divinity.

Only in Information Technology at 20:28GMT 10th October 2008

Divinity is lectured at:
Cambridge
Oxford
Harvard_Divinity_School
Divinity_School,_Oxford


With Divine Faith, Hope and Love


John Colquhoun


Subject: Knight's Nephew who is certified by City of London Corporation and London Borough of Merton Council is being considered for nomination for the House of Lords

Dear The Lord Mayor of the City of London

BCC: Terry Blamey Management

'I have received confirmation for consideration for nomination for the House of Lords. I have listed Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. as most eligible to be my lady and mother to my heir apparent, if I receive a lordship...........'
27 January 2009


Regards


Mister Sole Trader John Andrew Lamis Colquhoun
Clan Clothes (not trading)
Artist


Subject: The Eligibility of Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. for Marriage and Motherhood from a Knight's Nephew who is certified by City of London Corporation

Dear Sir/Madam

CC: The One Show

BCC: Lord Carter C.B.E. and The Rt Hon Lord Malloch-Brown K.C.M.G.

'I declared Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. most eligible to himself for marriage to a bishop in Saint Paul's Cathedral.'
John Colquhoun
25 January 2009

'I have travelled from Guildford Cathedral to Saint Paul's Cathedral and entered the Chapel of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire. I declared Miss Kylie Ann Minogue most eligible to me in thought and soul only upon exit.'
John Colquhoun
5th December 2008

'My emotions do not have an on and off switch.....'


I have reapplied for consideration for nomination for the House of Lords. I have listed Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. as most eligible to be my lady and mother to my heir apparent, if I receive a lordship...........

'On reflection this is no time to adopt a loser attitude. I may be bored and skint. I consider Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. most eligible to me, myself and I.

Code of Conduct decrees that I shall not concede until either I or the above mentioned have engaged for marriage their true soulmates.'

ODE
Mr. John Andrew Lamis Colquhoun

If you wish validate Mr. John Andrew Lamis Colquhoun's claim for eligibility with Miss Kylie Ann Minogue O.B.E. to bless her with motherhood let me know.

Disclaimer from Nerdism:
I'm going to stalk, famous or not stalking isn't cool. If I have the opportunity to marry a 'Rich' and 'Famous' woman to have the peace of mind that my future children's' financial life is secure, I will.

although the override would be 'The soulmate is the soulmate.'

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