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By Stone Martindale Sep 20, 2008, 16:54 GMT

Jessica Simpson's 'Dutch Oven' Tony Romo torture

File this tidbit under the sick and wrong news. 09/09/2008 - Jessica Simpson - gassy broad...Romo puts up with it though... © Janet Mayer / PR Photos

09/09/2008 - Jessica Simpson - gassy broad...Romo puts up with it though... © Janet Mayer / PR Photos

09/09/2008 - Jessica Simpson - gassy broad...Romo puts up with it though... © Janet Mayer / PR PhotosJessica Simpson farts under the sheets when she's in bed with Romo.People magazine extracted this nugget of celebrity goodness from Simpson who was all a-twitter about her No.-1 country album."Tony is a great quarterback, but he's a better boyfriend," Simpson, 28, told People at a benefit for the Rape Crisis Center on Thursday. "I'm seriously proud of myself for letting him into my life."Romo "was my Monday this week," Simpson quipped - a play on her single, "You're My Sunday," and the Dallas Cowboys' huge win over the Philadelphia Eagles on ESPN's Monday Night Football."Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest," Simpson revealed.But loving Jessica does has its pitfalls."To be my man, you have to put up with a lot," Simpson noted. "I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's."

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